IN A FEW MOMENTSWE WILL KNOW THE FUTURE.
HOLD ON GUYS.
WE'RE NOT SURE WHATTHIS DEVICE IS CAPABLE OF.
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT UNTIL WE'VEHAD MORE TIME TO STUDY IT.
NO, NO, WE DON'T HAVETIME FOR THAT, STAN.
IT'S TIME TOASK IT A QUESTION !
HOW COME YOU GETTO USE IT FIRST ?
BECAUSE I DO, CLYDE.
I WANNA USE IT !
I'M ASKING THEFIRST QUESTION !
LET'S JUST STARTWITH SOMETHING SIMPLE.
WILL KYLE DIEBEFORE HE'S 20.
WAIT, I DON'T WANTTO KNOW THAT !
ASK IT IF THE BRONCOSARE GONNA WIN ON SUNDAY !
NO, DUDE, THEN ITWON'T BE FUN TO WATCH !
WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UPSO I CAN DO THIS ?
YOU SHUT UP, ASSHOLE !
I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHENI'M GONNA DIE, FAT-ASS !
( all arguing )
YOU GUYS STOP !
LOOK AT WHAT THIS THINGIS DOING TO US...
BUTTERS WAS TRYING TO TELL MESOMETHING OUTSIDE THE HOUSE
THAT THIS DEVICEIS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
I THINK I KNOWWHAT HE MEANT NOW.
HOW CAN IT BENOTHING BUT TROUBLE ?
WE RISKED EVERYTHING TO GET IT FROM THE GIRLS.
HOW LONG BEFORE THE GIRLSATTACK US TO GET IT BACK ?
YEAH, AND FORGETABOUT THE GIRLS.
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE CIA OR THERUSSIANS KNOW WE HAVE THIS ?
THEY'LL COMEAFTER IT FOR SURE !
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE ITTO SOME PLACE SAFER.
AND THEN WHAT ?
HIDE FOREVERFROM THE GOVERNMENT ?
FROM THE TERRORISTSWHO WANT TO USE IT FOR EVIL ?
MAYBE NOBODY IS MEANT TO HAVETHIS KIND OF POWER.
YOU MEAN DESTROY IT.
ARE YOU GUYS NUTS ?
AFTER EVERYTHINGWE'VE GONE THROUGH ?
WE GOT IT AWAY FROM THE GIRLS,THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
BUT NOW THE RIGHT THINGTO DO ISN'T USING IT OURSELVES.
THEN WE'RE NO BETTERTHAN THEY ARE !
THINK OF THE POWER !
IT'S TOO MUCH POWER...FOR ANYBODY.
STAN'S RIGHT,IT HAS TO BE DESTROYED.
ARE WE SURE ABOUT THIS ?
WE'LL NEVERKNOW THE FUTURE.
THAT'S THE WAYITS SUPPOSED TO BE.
HIT IT, KENNY.
A Historic Day for Boy-Mankind
The power of the device is causing the boys to attack each other so they decide to destroy it.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces the class to Marjorine.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is warned about the dangers of burying his son in the Indian burial ground.x CLOSE
The boys learn of future telling device possessed by the girls.x CLOSE
One of the boys must fake his death and come back as a girl.x CLOSE
The boys stage Butters' death.x CLOSE
The girls make fun of Marjorine when she doesn't participate in their nighttime activities.x CLOSE
The girls offer to give Marjorine a makeover since she's so ugly and flat.x CLOSE
The boys can't figure out why Butters is taking so long to get the device.x CLOSE
The boys have the time device and prepare to discover its mystery.x CLOSE
Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son has risen from the grave.x CLOSE