DUDE, THIS WHOLE BUILDINGIS GOING TO COLLAPSE !
WE HAVE TOFIND A WAY OUT !
DON'T WORRY EVERYONE !
THE GOVERNMENT ISHERE TO SAVE YOU !
OH WELL,THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT A SWIFTAND SPEEDY RESCUE !
COME ON, WE GOTTAGET TO THE ROOF !
OH JESUS,WE HAVE TO HURRY !
IT'S HELICOPTERS !
THEY FINALLY CAMETO HELP EVERYONE !
NOT SO FAST, KYLE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
HAND OVER THE GOLD !
WHAT GOLD ?
YOU KNOW WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT !
NO CARTMAN, I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
ALL JEWS CARRY GOLD
IN A LITTLE BAGAROUND THEIR NECKS.
HAND IT OVER !
GUYS, COME ON !
JEWS DO NOT CARRY GOLD
IN A LITTLE BAG AROUNDTHEIR NECKS, CARTMAN !
STOP PLAYING AROUND !
I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND, KYLE !
IF WE SURVIVE THIS I DON'TINTEND TO LIVE IN POVERTY !
GIVE ME YOURJEW GOLD NOW !
DUDE, WE DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR YOUR STUPID JOKES !
WE'RE GONNA DIE !
YES, BUT YOU CAN LIVEIF YOU GIVE ME YOUR JEW GOLD.
THE DECISION IS YOURS, KYLE.
GOD DAMMIT, YOU KNOWI DON'T CARRY GOLD
IN A LITTLE BAGAROUND MY NECK, CARTMAN !
WHAT DO YOUWANT FROM ME ?
I WANTYOUR JEW GOLD.
OKAY, FINE, HERE !
NOW LET'S GO !
DO YOU THINKI'M STUPID ?
I KNOW THAT ALL JEWS CARRY FAKEBAGS OF GOLD AROUND THEIR NECKS
TO KEEP THE REAL BAGS OF GOLDAROUND THEIR NECKS SAFE.
HAND OVER THE REALJEW GOLD, KYLE !
HA HA HA HAAA !
NO- NOOOOO !
HEY, WAIT UPYOU ASSHOLES, GOD !
Cartman wants Kyle's Jew gold.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
A break in Beaverton's dam floods the town.x CLOSE
Global warming strikes.x CLOSE
Stan admits he broke the dam.x CLOSE
Stan crashes a boat in to a beaver dam.x CLOSE
Global warming is reported to have caused the flood.x CLOSE
The State Capitol panics when they realize global warming is going to strike today.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park take refuge.x CLOSE
Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton flood.x CLOSE
Randy draws a penis on a map.x CLOSE
The boys start a fire in Beaverton.x CLOSE