DUDE, DUDE, DID YOU SEETHE NEWS LAST NIGHT ?
YOU SAW ALL THOSE PEOPLE,TRAPPED ON THEIR ROOFS ?
YEAH, THAT WASPRETTY FUNNY.
PRETTY FUNNY ?
DUDE, WE DID THAT,THAT WAS OUR FAULT !
HEY HEY NO, DAWG.
WE AREN'T THE ONESWHO BUILT A TOWN
BENEATH A GIANTBEAVER DAM, OKAY ?
THAT'S THEIR FAULT.
BUT THEY'RE TRAPPED NOWAND NOBODY'S HELPING THEM !
WELL, THEY SHOULD HAVEGOTTEN OUT OF THERE.
MAYBE THEYCOULDN'T GET OUT !
WE DID !
DUDE, I JUST- I JUSTDON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE...
AH, AH - I KNOW WHATYOU'RE THINKING, STAN.
YOU'RE THINKING YOU'REGOING TO GO TELL KYLE.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINKHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.
BUT KYLE IS A JEW RAT.
HE HASHIS JEW ETHICS
WHILE HE HORDESHIS GREEDY JEW GOLD,
AND HE WILL JEW YOU OUTIF YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THIS !
OH, HEY KYLE.
SORRY I COULDN'TMAKE IT YESTERDAY.
WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO ?
HEY EVERYBODY !
THEY JUST FOUND OUT WHATCAUSED THE FLOOD IN BEAVERTON !
AW, CRAP !
QUIET, CHILDREN, QUIET,WE NEED TO HEAR !
AT FIRST NOBODY KNEWWHAT CAUSED THE DAM TO BREAK...
BUT NOW, SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCEHAS INDICATED THAT
THE FLOOD IN BEAVERTONWAS CAUSED BY...
GLOBAL WARMING !
( gasping )
IT NOW APPEARS THAT...
ALL RUMORS OFGLOBAL WARMING WERE TRUE...
WE WERE WARNEDTHIS WOULD HAPPEN AND...
WE DIDN'T LISTEN...
WE DIDN'T LISTEN !
ALL THE TOPCOLORADO GEOLOGISTS
HAVE GATHEREDAT THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE
FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING.
Global warming is reported to have caused the flood.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
A break in Beaverton's dam floods the town.x CLOSE
Global warming strikes.x CLOSE
Stan admits he broke the dam.x CLOSE
Stan crashes a boat in to a beaver dam.x CLOSE
Global warming is reported to have caused the flood.x CLOSE
The State Capitol panics when they realize global warming is going to strike today.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park take refuge.x CLOSE
Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton flood.x CLOSE
Randy draws a penis on a map.x CLOSE
The boys start a fire in Beaverton.x CLOSE