( imitating speedboat sounds )
PEW PEW PEWPEW PEW !
DUDE, YOU WERERIGHT, CARTMAN.
YOUR UNCLE ROYHAS A SWEET BOAT !
YEAH, ISN'TTHIS FUN ?
JUST YOU AND MEHANGING OUT, STAN.
NO STUPIDKYLE AROUND.
MAN, I WISH I COULDREALLY DRIVE THIS THING !
YOU KNOW HOW ?
SURE I DO.
WELL HERE, ROY KEEPSTHE KEYS IN THE GLOVE BOX.
DUDE, I DON'T THINK YOURUNCLE'D WANT US DRIVING IT.
NOBODY'S GONNA KNOWIF WE JUST DRIVE IT
AROUND THEMARINA REAL QUICK.
LOOK, IFANYTHING HAPPENS,
I'LL TAKE FULLRESPONSIBILITY.
OKAY...TURN ON THE IGNITION...
( engine revving )
WE'RE NOT MOVING.
MAYBE YOU HAVETHE PARKING BREAK ON !
BOATS DON'T HAVEPARKING BRAKES, DUMBASS !
THEY ONLY HAVE...OH WAIT -- NEUTRAL BUTTON !
OTHER WAY !OTHER WAY !
JESUS CHRIIIIIIST !
STAN...BEAVER DAM !
VERY LARGEBEAVER DAM, STAN !
OH DUDE...OH JESUS !
YOU ARE INSERIOUS TROUBLE !
YOU SAID YOU'DTAKE RESPONSIBILITY
TO YOUR UNCLE ROY !
I DON'T EVEN HAVEAN UNCLE ROY !
THAT WAS JUST SOME GUY'SBOAT I KNEW ABOUT !
LOOK, IT'S OKAY,WE WEREN'T HERE.
THIS DIDN'THAPPEN, OKAY ?
WE WERE BOTH AT MY HOUSEALL AFTERNOON LONG
PLAYING TEA PARTY, OKAY ?
NOW COME ON,WE GOTTA BAIL !
OH GOD... I HOPEI DIDN'T HURT ANY BEAVERS.
DUDE, COME ON, WE GOTTAGET OUTTA HERE !
Uncle Roy's Boat
Stan crashes a boat in to a beaver dam.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
A break in Beaverton's dam floods the town.x CLOSE
Global warming strikes.x CLOSE
Stan admits he broke the dam.x CLOSE
Stan crashes a boat in to a beaver dam.x CLOSE
Global warming is reported to have caused the flood.x CLOSE
The State Capitol panics when they realize global warming is going to strike today.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park take refuge.x CLOSE
Stan tells Kyle the truth about the Beaverton flood.x CLOSE
Randy draws a penis on a map.x CLOSE
The boys start a fire in Beaverton.x CLOSE