FOR THE AUTHENTICEXPERIENCO ITALIANO.
MY NAME IS ROMA, AND--
OH, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAINMR. VALMER !
HEY CAN IT, JACKASS,I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW
I WAS JUST HEREWITH A DIFFERENT GIRL.
OH RIGHT, PARDON, SIGNORE.
I'LL COME BACK WITH SOMEGARLIC BREAD MEDITERRANEAN.
WHAT ARE WEDOIN' ANYWAY ?
THIS IS AUTHENTIC ITALIANFOOD STRAIGHT FROM SICILY.
YOU SHOULD TRY THE LOTSAMOZZARELLA PIZZA ROLLS.
I CAN'T EAT TOO MUCH, I'VE GOTAN INFECTED URINARY TRACT.
I BEEN PISSING BLOODFOR A WEEK.
OH, UH, WOW, THAT ISVERY INTERESTING.
PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
WELL, THAT'S IT,I JUST PISS BLOOD,
SO I HAVE TO STICK A TAMPONUP MY PEE HOLE.
WOW, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVERTHOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY BEFORE
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
IF YOU'RE PISSING BLOOD, YOU CANSHOVE A TAMPON UP YOUR PEE HOLE.
YOU ARE VERY INSIGHTFUL,PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
LOOK, KID,WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
YOU WANNA GET LAID OR NOT ?
WELL, OF COURSEI WANNA GET LAID.
THAT'S WHY I'M TAKING YOUTO THIS FANCY PLACE
AND PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTEDIN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
KID, I'M A HOOKER !
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE METO DINNER OR BE NICE TO ME.
WHAT ?FOR REAL ?
YOU PAID ME, SO YOU GET TODO ME, IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
WELL, JUMPIN' JESUS !
WHAT ARE WE WASTINGOUR TIME HERE FOR THEN ?
THE TALENT SHOW ISHAPPENING RIGHT NOW !
LET'S GET TO R-R-RAMMIN' !
WHAT YOU DOIN', HO ?!HAVIN' DINNER ?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEWORKING FOR ME !
IT'S WHERE THE TRICKWANTED TO GO, YA BASTARD !
TRICK ?I AIN'T STUPID !
AIN'T NO TRICK GONNATAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER !
THIS PIMP IS TRYING TOSTEAL YOU AWAY FROM ME.
THIS IS MY HO !
I BEG TO DIFFERWITH YOU, SIR.
I PAID FOR HER ANDTOOK HER TO DINNER.
SHE'S MY HO.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM,BITCH ?!
YES, I DO HAVE A PROBLEM,AS A MATTER OF FACT !
I'VE SPENT ALL MY MONEYON THIS HO,
SO SHE'S NOW MY ONLYSHOT AT GETTING LAID
AND THE TALENT SHOW IS ONLY ACOUPLE HOURS FROM BEING OVER !
YOU COMIN' HOMERIGHT NOW !
LET GO OF MY HAIR,YOU SON OF A BITCH !
SIR !SIR, THAT IS MY HO !
I'M GONNA KICKYOUR ASS, HO !
SIR ! SIR !
Nut Gobbler's pimp interrupts their dinner.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.x CLOSE
Jimmy chases after Nut Gobbler and her pimp.x CLOSE
Jimmy rescues Nut Gobbler and finally gets laid.x CLOSE
Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.x CLOSE
Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.x CLOSE
Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.x CLOSE
Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.x CLOSE
Cartman will help Jimmy get laid.x CLOSE
Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.x CLOSE
Barbrady tells Jimmy about Colfax Point.x CLOSE