SHAUNA, HONEY, I THINK YOURLITTLE DATE IS HERE !

OKAY, MOM !

HEY, SHAUNA !

HI, JIMMY.

OKAY, JIMMY, FIRST OFF,TELL HER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS.

WOW, SHAUNA, YOU LOOKF-FANTASTIC.

THANKS, JIMMY.

WHERE ARE WE GOING ?

WE'RE GOING TO AN AUTHENTICITALIAN RESTAURANT--

BUCA DI FAGGOCINI.

WELCOME TOBUCA DI FAGGOCINI

FOR THE AUTHENTICOEXPERIENCE ITALIANO.

MY NAME IS ROMA,CAN I START YOU OUT

WITH SOME LOTSA PASTAMACARONI MINIS ?

UH, I THINKWE'RE GONNA TRY

YOUR AUTHENTIC PIZZERELLICALZONA POPPERS.

RIGHT AWAY.

YOU KNOW THAT GIRL,SALLY BRAHMEN, AT OUR SCHOOL ?

I CAN'T STAND HER !

( Cartman )Jimmy ! Jimmy !

JIMMY, EVEN THOUGH WHATSHE'S SAYING NOW ISN'TINTERESTING AT ALL,

YOU SAY, "WOW, THAT ISVERY INTERESTING,

PLEASE TELL ME MORE."

WOW, THAT IS VERY INTERESTINGPLEASE TELL ME MORE.

REALLY ?

WELL, KELLY THEN BOUGHTTHE SAME PURSE AND I WAS LIKE,

NO WAY DO I WANT IT NOW,BECAUSE WHO WANTS A PURSE

THAT BOTH THEIR BEST FRIENDSHAVE, RIGHT, AND SO...

ALRIGHT, NOW WHEN SHE STOPSYAPPING AGAIN SAY,

"WOW, I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF ITTHAT WAY BEFORE,

BUT YOU'RE RIGHT."

I GUESS THAT'S WHY I FIGURED,WHO NEEDS FRIENDS LIKE THAT.

WOW, I'VE NEVER THOUGHTOF IT THAT WAY BEFORE,

BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S LIKE I TOLD DEBBIE,

IF YOU'RE GONNA GO OUTWITH MY FRIEND...

ALRIGHT, JIMMY, WHEN SHE FINALLYSHUTS HER TRAP AGAIN,

I WANT YOU TO REPEATWHATEVER SHE SAID

AND THEN FOLLOW IT WITH,"WOW, HOW INSIGHTFUL."

AND SO IF YOU'REGONNA BE THAT WAY

I DON'T NEED TO BEYOUR FRIEND.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THAT WAY,I DON'T NEED TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

WOW, HOW INSIGHTFUL.

YOU KNOW, JIMMY,YOU ARE A GREAT LISTENER !

REALLY ?

YEAH, I MEAN, NO OTHER BOYSREALLY COMMUNICATE LIKE YOU DO.

OH, I'M GLADYOU THINK SO, SHAUNA.

BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO STICKMY PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA.

YES, NICE, JIMMY,VERY NICE.

WHAT ?!I'M NOT DOING THAT !

BUT THE TALENT SHOWIS TOMORROW NIGHT !

CREEP !

AHAHGHGH !