SHAUNA, HONEY, I THINK YOURLITTLE DATE IS HERE !
OKAY, MOM !
HEY, SHAUNA !
OKAY, JIMMY, FIRST OFF,TELL HER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS.
WOW, SHAUNA, YOU LOOKF-FANTASTIC.
WHERE ARE WE GOING ?
WE'RE GOING TO AN AUTHENTICITALIAN RESTAURANT--
BUCA DI FAGGOCINI.
WELCOME TOBUCA DI FAGGOCINI
FOR THE AUTHENTICOEXPERIENCE ITALIANO.
MY NAME IS ROMA,CAN I START YOU OUT
WITH SOME LOTSA PASTAMACARONI MINIS ?
UH, I THINKWE'RE GONNA TRY
YOUR AUTHENTIC PIZZERELLICALZONA POPPERS.
YOU KNOW THAT GIRL,SALLY BRAHMEN, AT OUR SCHOOL ?
I CAN'T STAND HER !
( Cartman )Jimmy ! Jimmy !
JIMMY, EVEN THOUGH WHATSHE'S SAYING NOW ISN'TINTERESTING AT ALL,
YOU SAY, "WOW, THAT ISVERY INTERESTING,
PLEASE TELL ME MORE."
WOW, THAT IS VERY INTERESTINGPLEASE TELL ME MORE.
WELL, KELLY THEN BOUGHTTHE SAME PURSE AND I WAS LIKE,
NO WAY DO I WANT IT NOW,BECAUSE WHO WANTS A PURSE
THAT BOTH THEIR BEST FRIENDSHAVE, RIGHT, AND SO...
ALRIGHT, NOW WHEN SHE STOPSYAPPING AGAIN SAY,
"WOW, I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF ITTHAT WAY BEFORE,
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT."
I GUESS THAT'S WHY I FIGURED,WHO NEEDS FRIENDS LIKE THAT.
WOW, I'VE NEVER THOUGHTOF IT THAT WAY BEFORE,
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S LIKE I TOLD DEBBIE,
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO OUTWITH MY FRIEND...
ALRIGHT, JIMMY, WHEN SHE FINALLYSHUTS HER TRAP AGAIN,
I WANT YOU TO REPEATWHATEVER SHE SAID
AND THEN FOLLOW IT WITH,"WOW, HOW INSIGHTFUL."
AND SO IF YOU'REGONNA BE THAT WAY
I DON'T NEED TO BEYOUR FRIEND.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THAT WAY,I DON'T NEED TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
WOW, HOW INSIGHTFUL.
YOU KNOW, JIMMY,YOU ARE A GREAT LISTENER !
YEAH, I MEAN, NO OTHER BOYSREALLY COMMUNICATE LIKE YOU DO.
OH, I'M GLADYOU THINK SO, SHAUNA.
BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO STICKMY PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA.
YES, NICE, JIMMY,VERY NICE.
WHAT ?!I'M NOT DOING THAT !
BUT THE TALENT SHOWIS TOMORROW NIGHT !
Buca di Faggoncini
Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.x CLOSE
Jimmy chases after Nut Gobbler and her pimp.x CLOSE
Jimmy rescues Nut Gobbler and finally gets laid.x CLOSE
Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.x CLOSE
Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.x CLOSE
Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.x CLOSE
Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.x CLOSE
Cartman will help Jimmy get laid.x CLOSE
Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.x CLOSE
Barbrady tells Jimmy about Colfax Point.x CLOSE