♪ LOO LOO LOOYOU'VE GOT SOME TOO ♪
♪ LOO LOO LOOLET'S GET TOGETHER ♪
♪ I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DOLOO LOO ♪♪
OH, OH, HEY JIMMY !
I'M JUST PRACTICINGFOR THE TALENT SHOW.
BUTTERS, I REALLY NEEDTO TALK TO SOMEBODY
AND I THINK YOU'RE THE ONLYPERSON WHO WON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
OH, GOSH, I'D NEVER MAKE FUNOF SOMEBODY WITH A PROBLEM.
BUTTERS, DO YOU KNOWWHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
WHEN YOUR PENIS GETS HARD ?
WUL, SURE I DO !
YES, SIT DOWN, JIMMY,WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
YOU SEE, JIMMY, WHEN A MAN'SPENIS BECOMES HARD,
THE MAN PUTS IT INTO A LADY,INTO HER VAGINA.
THEN, THE HARD PENIS SNEEZESMILK INSIDE THE LADY'S TUMMY,
AND AFTER IT'S ALL DONESNEEZING MILK,
THE PENIS STOPS BEING HARD,
AND THE MAN LOSES INTERESTIN THE LADY.
SO WHEN YOUR PENISBECOMES HARD,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT ITIN A LADY'S VAGINA...
AND THEN IT STOPSBEING HARD ?
THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY.
BUT WHERE AM I GONNA FIND ALADY TO STICK MY PENIS IN ?
THE TALENT SHOWIS THIS FRIDAY !
It Sneezes Milk
Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.
Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.x CLOSE
Jimmy chases after Nut Gobbler and her pimp.x CLOSE
Jimmy rescues Nut Gobbler and finally gets laid.x CLOSE
Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.x CLOSE
Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.x CLOSE
Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.x CLOSE
Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.x CLOSE
Cartman will help Jimmy get laid.x CLOSE
Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.x CLOSE
Barbrady tells Jimmy about Colfax Point.x CLOSE