( announcer )NEXT UP FOR THE TALENT SHOW,PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR THE INCREDIBLY TALENTEDJIMMY VALMER !
( applause, cheers )
WOW, WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE.
SO APPARENTLY MARTHA STEWARTIS OUT OF JAIL.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS ?HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ?
SHE'S VERY EXCITED TO GETSTARTED ON HER NEW SHOW:
MARTHA STEWART LIVING... WITHAN ELECTRONIC ANKLE BRACELET.
( laughter )
SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE VATICANHAS FINALLY CHOSEN A NEW POPE.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ?HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS ?
( tinkling bell )
UH, APPARENTLY THEY'RE GOING TOCALL HIM "NEW POPE"
AND REFER TO JOHN PAULAS "POPE CLASSIC."
( smattering of applause )
UH, SO IT LOOKS LIKEMICHAEL JACKSON IS HAVINGBACK PROBLEMS IN COURT.
YOU, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAYABOUT B-BACK PROBLEMS.
( shrieks )
UH, GEE, WHAT A TERRIFICAUDIENCE !
WHAT A FANTASTICAUDIENCE.
DON'T WORRY, JIMMY,WE'RE NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU--
WE'RE LAUGHING AT YOU !
HA HA HAAAAA !
( panting )
AAAAAH !UNH !
Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.
Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.x CLOSE
Jimmy chases after Nut Gobbler and her pimp.x CLOSE
Jimmy rescues Nut Gobbler and finally gets laid.x CLOSE
Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.x CLOSE
Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.x CLOSE
Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.x CLOSE
Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.x CLOSE
Cartman will help Jimmy get laid.x CLOSE
Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.x CLOSE
Barbrady tells Jimmy about Colfax Point.x CLOSE