HEY JIMMY,HOW WAS SCHOOL ?
JIMMY, WE UNDERSTANDYOU'RE GETTING ERECTIONSIN THE CLASSROOM.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT ?
MR. MACKEY,YOUR COUNSELOR.
AWW... J-J-JESUS !
NOW, JIMMY, IT'S NOTHINGTO BE ASHAMED OF.
BUT WE KNOW ITS SOMETHINGYOU MIGHT HAVE
A HARD TIMETALKING ABOUT.
GET IT, A "HARD TIME."
SO WE TOOK YOURCOUNSELOR'S ADVICE
AND CALLED DOCTOR PAL TOHELP US ALL TALK ABOUT THIS.
D-DR. PAL ?
HEY JIMMY,I'M DR. PAL !
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A DOCTOR,BUT I'M ALSO YOUR PAL.
ARE WE COOL ?
UH, SURE ?
LOT OF TIMESPARENTS CALL ME IN
BECAUSE I CAN RELATETO YOUNGER KIDS.
I'M "DOWN,"I'M "DOPE," YOU DIG ?
NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE SOMECONCERNS ABOUT ERECTIONS.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALOOP-- CAN'T SAY ERECTION INFRONT OF THE PARENTS, RIGHT !
OH GOD, IT FEELSSO WEIRD, HUH ?
WELL, A LITTLE, YES.
JIMMY THERE IS NOTHING WEIRDABOUT RANDOM ERECTIONS.
ALMOST EVERY BOYGOES THROUGH A PHASE
WHERE HIS PENIS BECOMES HARDFOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.
IT'S JUST PART OFGROWING UP.
GROWING UP ?
GROWING OUTIS MORE LIKE IT !
OH !HA HA HA !
BUT I HAVE TO MAKE IT STOP !
THE TALENT SHOWIS THIS FRIDAY !
TELL YOU WHAT,MOM AND DAD,
WHY DON'T YOU SKEDADDLEFOR A TICK
AND LET US HIPSTERSTALK IN PRIVO.
ALRIGHT.COME ON, HONEY.
JIMMY AS YOU GET OLDER YOUR BODYGOES THROUGH A LOT OF CHANGES,
CERTAIN HORMONESSTART TO RELEASE
AS YOUR WHOLE REPRODUCTIVESYSTEM BEGINS TO AWAKEN.
AND SO IF YOU LIKE, WE CAN TAKEOFF OUR SHIRTS AND KISS.
C-COME AGAIN ?
WHOA, HEY, NOTHING !
YOU SEE ? THAT SENT YOU OFFON A DIFFERENT TANGENT,
GOT YOU THINKINGA DIFFERENT WAY.
THAT'S WHAT DR. PALIS HERE TO DO.
UNLESS OF COURSE YOU THINKWE SHOULD TAKE OFF OURSHIRTS AND KISS ?
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE OFFOUR SHIRTS AND KISS !
WELL THEN,TO HELL WITH YOU, KID.
YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITH YOURPROBLEMS ON YOUR OWN.
( door slams )
Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.x CLOSE
Jimmy chases after Nut Gobbler and her pimp.x CLOSE
Jimmy rescues Nut Gobbler and finally gets laid.x CLOSE
Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.x CLOSE
Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.x CLOSE
Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.x CLOSE
Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.x CLOSE
Cartman will help Jimmy get laid.x CLOSE
Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.x CLOSE
Barbrady tells Jimmy about Colfax Point.x CLOSE