YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT ?
HE DOES THIS ( bleep )ALL THE TIME !
WELL THIS TIMEHE'S GONE TOO FAR.
YEAH !---- HIM !
WHY DO WE EVEN HANG OUTWITH HIM ANYWAY ?
I'VE BEEN SAYINGTHIS FOR YEARS !
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKEWE'RE NICE TO HIM,
I MEAN, WE RIP ON HIMALL THE TIME.
YES, BUT HETHRIVES ON THAT !
ALRIGHT, THEN LET'SJUST IGNORE HIM.
FROM NOW ON, LET'S NOTTALK TO HIM,
LET'S NOT EVENACKNOWLEDGE HIM.
--- YEAH !
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
HEY FAGS,WHAT'S GOING ON ?
DUDE, I WAS ON THE TOILET ALLNIGHT FROM THAT CHICKEN.
I THOUGHTI WAS GONNA DIE.
DO ONE OF YOU GUYS HAVEMILK MONEY I CAN BORROW ?
I THINK I HAVE EXTRA.
OH, WOW, A JEWASKING FOR MONEY,
THERE'S A NEW ONE.
YOU GUYS KNOW WHY JEWSHAVE GLASSY EYES ?
HERE YOU GO.THANKS.
DUDE, STAN, YOU KNOW WHY JEWSHAVE GLASSY EYES, LIKE KYLE ?
ER, KENNY, YOU SEE THATCHICK ON THE NEWS
THAT HAD HERLEFT TITTY CUT OFF ?
STAN, STAN IT'S ME,ERIC !
KENNY, YOU WANT50 CENTS ?
DUDE, LOOK AT ME, KYLE,I'M RIGHT HERE !
WHAT-- HOW DID--
LIKE THEY COULDN'TSEE OR HEAR ME...
IT'S ALMOST AS IF I WERE...
NO...NO, I CAN'T BE DEAD.
I CAN'T BE DEAD !!!
I Can't Be Dead!
Cartman thinks he's dead.
Cartman threatens to haunt Butters for the rest of his life.x CLOSE
Cartman makes up for his sins with gift baskets.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters free hostages at the Red Cross.x CLOSE
Cartman eats all the delicious skin off the Kentucky Fried Chicken when nobody's looking.x CLOSE
Cartman thinks he's dead.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom gets banged by the plumber.x CLOSE
Cartman sobs over his own death.x CLOSE
Cartman thinks Butters is the only one who can see him.x CLOSE
Butters' dad tells him ghosts aren't real.x CLOSE
Butters tells Cartman's mom that Erci Loves her .x CLOSE