THIS IS NEWS FOURAT NOON !
THE COLORADO LITTLE LEAGUESTATE CHAMPIONSHIP
IS BEING PLAYED THIS WEEK.
TWO TEAMS OF YOUNGSTERSGET TO GO HEAD-TO-HEAD
AT THE MAJOR LEAGUE STADIUMDOWNTOWN.
TOM, I'M STANDING HEREWITH THE LITTLE SLUGGERS
AND SOME OF THEIR PARENTS,
AND I CAN'T TELL YOUHOW EXCITED THEY ARE !
I DON'T SUPPOSED YOU GUYSWANT TO WIN THIS GAME ?
WIN ? WHY THE HELLWOULD WE WANT TO WIN ?
YEAH, THEN WE'D HAVE TO PLAYTHIS BORING GAME ALL SUMMER !
LITTLE STAN MARSH ISTHE PITCHER
FOR THE SOUTH PARKLITTLE LEAGUE TEAM
AND STAN, HOW DOES ITFEEL TO BE PLAYING
FOR THE STATECHAMPIONSHIP ?
MR. MARSH, YOU MUST BEVERY PROUD OF YOUR SON.
THEY'VE WORKED REALLY HARDTO GET HERE, CHRIS,
AND YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE TOREALLY TALK TRASH, BUT,
I DON'T THINK DENVERHAS A CHANCE !
OH ! WELL, I'M SURE SOME OFTHE DENVER KIDS' PARENTS
WOULD DISAGREEWITH YOU ON--
OH YEAH !OH YEAHHH !
SOUTH PARK IS GOIN'DOWWWWWWWNNN !
FEEL IT COMINNNN' !
YOU AIN'T GOTA CHANCE SOUTH PARK !
HERE WE GO, DENVER,HERE WE GO, HUH HUH !
WHO IS THAT ?
THAT'S TOM NELSON, ONE OF THEDENVER PLAYERS' FATHERS.
HE GOES TO EVERY GAMEIN THAT RIDICULOUS OUTFIT
AND USUALLY DRINKS TOO MUCHAND GETS INTO A FIGHT.
THERE AIN'T NO WAY SOMELITTLE MOUNTAIN KIDS
CAN BEAT DENVER !
NOT WITH MY SONON SECOND BASE !
OH HO, LOOKS LIKEWE GOT SOME
PARENTAL TRASH TALKINGGOING ON HERE.
MR. MARSH, ANY COMMENT ?
WELL, I THINK THATTHERE'S A--
MR. MARSH ?!
WHO WANTS TO HEARFROM A MR. MARSH ?!
I AM THE ULTIMATE LITTLE LEAGUETRASH-TALKING FATHER !
I AM THE BAT DAD !
ALRIGHT, MR. NELSON,LET'S GO, COME ON.
BAT DAD KNOWS NO FEAR !
BAT DAD KNOWSNO PAIN !
I WANT YOU, MARSH,I WANT YOU !
WELL, TENSION ISCERTAINLY HIGH HERE,
BUT I GUESS EVERYTHING WILL BEDECIDED ON THE PLAYING FIELD.
OH MY GOD...
GOOD LUCK, YOU'REGONNA NEED IT !
YEAH, YOU CAN'TLOSE TO US !
WE'RE TERRIBLE !
DUDE, WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO ?
WE CAN'T WIN THIS GAME !
WAIT !I'VE GOT IT, YOU GUYS !
AT THIS POINT IN A SPORTS MOVIE,THE TEAM ALWAYS GOES OUT
AND FINDS A REALLY SWEET PLAYERTO JOIN THEIR TEAM.
LIKE THAT MOTORCYCLE KIDIN "BAD NEWS BEARS."
EXACTLY RIGHT, CLYDE.
SO WHAT WE NEED IS TO FINDSOMEBODY TO JOIN OUR TEAM
WHO TOTALLY SUCKS ASS !
HEY YEAH !
WE NEED TO FIND THE VERY WORSTKID ATHLETE IN WHOLE THE WORLD,
SOMEBODY WHO CAN'TPOSSIBLY WIN !
BUT WHO ?
I KNOW WHO.
Randy Marsh meets his competition.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
The boys can't lose even when they try.x CLOSE
The boys can't lose because the other teams have been practicing how to suck.x CLOSE
Randy disqualifies South Park by getting into a fight with Bat Dad.x CLOSE
The boys' baseball team HAS to go to the post-season.x CLOSE
The boys decide to throw their next ball game.x CLOSE
Randy prepares to fight more dads.x CLOSE
Randy begins his first day of training.x CLOSE
Randy looks forward to his next fight.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh meets his competition.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle shows up to lose some baseball.x CLOSE