THIS IS IT, STAN !

IF YOU STRIKE THIS KID OUTWE ALL GET TO GO HOME.

NOW BATTING FOR CONIFERIS LITTLE ALLEN VARCAS.

HEY BATTER BATTERBATTER BATTER !

NO HIT NO HIT !CAN'T HIT IT CAN'T HIT IT !

CAN'T HIT ITCAN'T HIT IT !

HIT IT OUTTATHE PARK, ALLEN !

SOUTH PARK SUCKS !

JUST LOOK AT THOSEBOYS OUT THERE,

LOVING THE GREATGAME OF BASEBALL

LIKE WE DIDWHEN WE WERE KIDS !

OH GOD,I'M SO BORED !

( yawns )

♪ I SEE A LADY BUGHELLO LADY LADY BUG ♪

STRIKE.

THAT WAS NO STRIKE !

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGWITH YOU, UMP ?

GOOD CALL, UMP,GOOD CALL.

COME ON, ALLEN !

THIS PITCHER THROWSLIKE A GIRL !

WHAT'D YOU SAY ?

YOU HEARD ME, ASSHOLE !

YOU WANT ME TO KICKYOUR ASS RIGHT HERE ?!

RANDY, SIT DOWN.

YOU WANTA PIECE A ME ?

'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SICK OFYOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH !

WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO, HUH ?

WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO ?

RANDY, DON'T !

YOU BETTER SHUT UP,ASSHOLE !

I'M STANDIN' RIGHT HERE !

HOW DO YOUWANNA HANDLE IT ?!

I TOLD YOUTO SHUT UP !

OH JESUS, NOT AGAIN !

COME ON, STAN, JUSTSTRIKE THIS KID OUT

SO WE CANEND THE SEASON.

STRIKE THREE,YOU'RE OUT !

YES, IT'S OVER !IT'S OVER !

THAT'S IT, SOUTH PARKWINS THE GAME 4 TO ZERO !

WE'RE DONE !NO MORE BASEBALL !

NO MORE BORING BASEBALLUNTIL NEXT YEAR !

WE CAN STARTHAVING FUN AGAIN !

( kids cheering )

YEAH, WE DID IT, BOYS,WE DID IT !

WE'RE GOING TOTHE FINALS !

WOO HOO !

WHAT ?

WE WON !

THAT MEANS WE'VE GOT THE BESTRECORD IN THE DIVISION !

CONGRATULATIONS, BOYS, YOU'REGOING ON TO THE POST SEASON !

WOO HOO !

POST SEASON ?

NOBODY SAID ANYTHINGABOUT A POST SEASON !

THERE'S MORE LITTLE LEAGUEBASEBALL FOR SOUTH PARK !

YEAH-HAA !

( parents cheering )

OH, NO...

NOOOO !!

THIS IS FOR WHAT ?

ARRESTING MEFOR WHAT ?

I'M NOT ALLOWED TOSTAND UP FOR MYSELF ?

I THOUGHT THIS WASAMERICA !

HUH ?ISN'T THIS AMERICA ?!

I'M SORRY I THOUGHTTHIS WAS AMERICA !