THIS IS IT, STAN !
IF YOU STRIKE THIS KID OUTWE ALL GET TO GO HOME.
NOW BATTING FOR CONIFERIS LITTLE ALLEN VARCAS.
HEY BATTER BATTERBATTER BATTER !
NO HIT NO HIT !CAN'T HIT IT CAN'T HIT IT !
CAN'T HIT ITCAN'T HIT IT !
HIT IT OUTTATHE PARK, ALLEN !
SOUTH PARK SUCKS !
JUST LOOK AT THOSEBOYS OUT THERE,
LOVING THE GREATGAME OF BASEBALL
LIKE WE DIDWHEN WE WERE KIDS !
OH GOD,I'M SO BORED !
( yawns )
♪ I SEE A LADY BUGHELLO LADY LADY BUG ♪
THAT WAS NO STRIKE !
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONGWITH YOU, UMP ?
GOOD CALL, UMP,GOOD CALL.
COME ON, ALLEN !
THIS PITCHER THROWSLIKE A GIRL !
WHAT'D YOU SAY ?
YOU HEARD ME, ASSHOLE !
YOU WANT ME TO KICKYOUR ASS RIGHT HERE ?!
RANDY, SIT DOWN.
YOU WANTA PIECE A ME ?
'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SICK OFYOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH !
WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO, HUH ?
WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO ?
RANDY, DON'T !
YOU BETTER SHUT UP,ASSHOLE !
I'M STANDIN' RIGHT HERE !
HOW DO YOUWANNA HANDLE IT ?!
I TOLD YOUTO SHUT UP !
OH JESUS, NOT AGAIN !
COME ON, STAN, JUSTSTRIKE THIS KID OUT
SO WE CANEND THE SEASON.
STRIKE THREE,YOU'RE OUT !
YES, IT'S OVER !IT'S OVER !
THAT'S IT, SOUTH PARKWINS THE GAME 4 TO ZERO !
WE'RE DONE !NO MORE BASEBALL !
NO MORE BORING BASEBALLUNTIL NEXT YEAR !
WE CAN STARTHAVING FUN AGAIN !
( kids cheering )
YEAH, WE DID IT, BOYS,WE DID IT !
WE'RE GOING TOTHE FINALS !
WOO HOO !
WE WON !
THAT MEANS WE'VE GOT THE BESTRECORD IN THE DIVISION !
CONGRATULATIONS, BOYS, YOU'REGOING ON TO THE POST SEASON !
WOO HOO !
POST SEASON ?
NOBODY SAID ANYTHINGABOUT A POST SEASON !
THERE'S MORE LITTLE LEAGUEBASEBALL FOR SOUTH PARK !
( parents cheering )
THIS IS FOR WHAT ?
ARRESTING MEFOR WHAT ?
I'M NOT ALLOWED TOSTAND UP FOR MYSELF ?
I THOUGHT THIS WASAMERICA !
HUH ?ISN'T THIS AMERICA ?!
I'M SORRY I THOUGHTTHIS WAS AMERICA !
No More Baseball!
The boys' baseball team HAS to go to the post-season.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
The boys can't lose even when they try.x CLOSE
The boys can't lose because the other teams have been practicing how to suck.x CLOSE
Randy disqualifies South Park by getting into a fight with Bat Dad.x CLOSE
The boys' baseball team HAS to go to the post-season.x CLOSE
The boys decide to throw their next ball game.x CLOSE
Randy prepares to fight more dads.x CLOSE
Randy begins his first day of training.x CLOSE
Randy looks forward to his next fight.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh meets his competition.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle shows up to lose some baseball.x CLOSE