YOUR ARMY NEARS THE KINGDOMOF HEAVEN, MY LORD !
I DON'T KNOW IFWE SHOULD CONTINUE
WITHOUT KNOWING MORE ABOUTTHIS KEANU REEVES GOD HAS !
SATAN !I COME BEARING GOOD NEWS.
THE KEANU REEVES BOY HASBEEN REVIVED ON EARTH !
HIS SOUL IS NO LONGERIN HEAVEN !
THEN GOD IS HELPLESS.
FULL MARCH TO THEGATES OF HEAVEN !
VICTORY IS OURS !
KENNY,YOU'RE ALIVE !
DUDE, HOW'D YOUDO THAT ?
HE CAN'T RESPONDTO YOU, BOYS.
BEING DEAD FOR THAT LONG CAUSEDSEVERE DAMAGE TO HIS BRAIN.
WELL-- WELL THENHE'S NOT ALIVE !
HE SMILED WHENI TALKED TO HIM.
THAT'S NOT KENNY !
KENNY SNIFFS PAINT ANDSETS THINGS ON FIRE !
HERE, LOOK !
KENNY, KENNY, LOOK.YOU WANNA DOLLAR ?
I DON'T KNOWIF IT'S RIGHT
TO KEEP KENNY ALIVEON THAT MACHINE.
I JUST... I DON'T KNOWWHAT HE WOULD WANT.
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OH, I JUST REMEMBERED.
KENNY TOLD METHIS ONE TIME,
THAT HE WOULDN'T WANT TO BEKEPT ALIVE BY A FEEDING TUBE.
HE DID ? WHEN ?
UM, IT WAS UM,THIS ONE TIME.
HE DID NOT SAY THAT !
YOU JUST WANT HIM DEAD SO YOUCAN HAVE HIS STUPID PSP !
STUPID ?PSP IS STUPID ?!
DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT ?!
I MEAN, I MEAN,THIS ISN'T ABOUT PSP, KYLE !
THIS IS ABOUT MY FRIENDAND HIS WISHES
AND KENNY SAID HE DIDN'TWANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS !
HE DID NOT !
DID SO !DID NOT !
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THIS,YOU FRICKIN' JEW.
I'M GONNA GET THATFEEDING TUBE REMOVED
IF I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAYTO THE SUPREME COURT !
What Would Kenny Want?
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE