BOYS, I WANT TO THANK YOU FORCOMING DOWN TO MY OFFICE
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
ARE WE IN TROUBLEOR SOMETHING ?
NO, BOYS, I'M A LAWYER.
YOUR FRIEND KENNYPASSED AWAY
AND I'VE CALLED YOU HERETO READ HIS WILL.
KENNY HAD A WILL ?
( clears throat )
"IN THE HIGHLY LIKELYEVENT OF MY DEATH,
"I, KENNY McCORMICK, WISH TOLEAVE ALL OF MY BELONGINGS
"TO MY GOOD FRIENDSSTAN AND KYLE.
DUDES, YOU WERE THE BEST FRIENDSA GUY COULD HAVE."
"TO ERIC CARTMAN:
"ERIC, I NEVERREALLY LIKED YOU.
"BUT THEN, NOBODY DOES.
"YOU HAVE NO ABILITYTO FEEL
"AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIEALONE AND MISERABLE.
"IT IS ONLY BECAUSE I FEELSO SORRY FOR YOU
THAT I LEAVE YOUMY SONY PSP."
OH YEAH !!
OH YEAH, BABY !!
WHO'S DA MAN ?!WHO'S DA MAN ?!
"THERE IS ONE MORE THINGI WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU ALL
"AS MY FRIENDS.
"IF I SHOULD EVER BEIN A VEGETATIVE STATE
"AND KEPT ALIVEON LIFE SUPPORT,
PLEASE WHAT ?
I DON'T KNOW,I LOST THE LAST PAGE.
WHO CARES ?!KENNY'S DEAD !
WHEN DO I TAKE POSSESSIONOF MY PSP, SIR ?
IT'S RIGHT HERE, ALONG WITHKENNY'S OTHER BELONGINGS.
THEY'RE ALL YOURS.
( licking lips )
HE'S ALIVE !
KENNY McCORMICK--HE'S ALIVE AT THE HOSPITAL !
OH MY GOD !
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE