THE DARK LORD KNOWS THAT OURARMIES ARE FEW IN NUMBER
SO OUR ONLY HOPEIS PERFECT STRATEGY.
A CHILD ?THIS IS GOD'S SOLUTION ?
HE BEAT SATAN'S ARMY IN OVER3,000 SEPARATE SIMULATIONS.
ARCHANGEL MICHAEL,WHAT SAY YOU ?
THE CHILD DID SOMETHINGNONE OF US COULD--
REACH LEVEL 60ON THE PSP.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S LUCKOR PERSEVERANCE,
BUT IT'S GOD DAMNEDIMPRESSIVE.
ALRIGHT, KENNY, LET ME SHOW YOUWHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.
THIS IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.
SATAN'S ARMY WILL ATTACKTHE GATES, HERE.
THEY ARE 10 BILLION IN NUMBER,MAYBE MORE.
( sniffs )
OUR ARMIES ARE HERE,HERE, AND HERE.
JUST UNDER 10,000 STRONG.
( sniffs )
WE ARE OUTNUMBEREDAND IN NEED OF SOMEONE
WHO CAN SINGLE-HANDEDLY BRINGTHE WHOLE DARK EMPIRE DOWN.
BASICALLY, KENNY,YOU ARE KEANU REEVES.
Kenny Is Keanu Reeves
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE