----, THAT HURT.
HEY, HANG ON A MINUTE !
MY PSP !NO WAIT !
( garbled shouting )
( heavenly music )
( man )OPEN THE GATE !
( second man )OPEN THE GATE !
WELCOME TO THEKINGDOM OF HEAVEN, KENNY.
I AM PETER.
WHAT THE ----IS GOING ON ?
THERE ISN'TMUCH TIME, KENNY.
YOU ARE DEAD, BUT,YOUR DEATH WAS NO ACCIDENT.
HEAVEN NEEDS YOU.
COME, THERE'SMUCH TO DISCUSS.
THINGS ARE NOT GOODIN HEAVEN, KENNY.
SATAN IS PLANNINGA MASSIVE ATTACK,
AND HE KNOWS WE ARE TOO FEWIN NUMBER TO STOP HIM.
GOD HAS CHANGED THE RULES HERE.
FOR AGES, ONLY MORMONS WEREALLOWED INTO HEAVEN.
HEY !HI, THERE !HELLO !
OH, HI !
BUT KNOWING THAT HELL WASBECOMING MUCH LARGER,
GOD DECIDED TO LETMORE PEOPLE CROSS OVER
SO THAT HE COULD BUILDAN ARMY AS WELL,
AN ARMY THAT YOUMUST COMMAND.
YOU WANT ME TO WHAT ?
THE SONY PSP WAS BUILT BY GODTO DETERMINE WHO ON EARTH
HAD THE BEST SKILLS TO DEFEATTHE ARMIES OF SATAN.
YOU-- ARE THE BEST.
YOU-- ARE THE ONLY HOPEFOR THE UNIVERSE.
The Chosen One
Kenny is the chosen one.
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE