JESUS, WE MADE ITJUST IN TIME !
( Cartman )EXCUSE US !
HEY KID, WHAT DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING ?
OUR CLIENT HAS ANAUDITION ON THIS SHOW.
YEAH, SO DO WE.
OH, CHRIST !
DUDE, HOW LONGIS THE WAIT ?
IT'S BEEN ABOUT17 DAYS FOR ME.
OH, NO.NO, NO, NO.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM--
WAIT IN LINE WITHEVERYONE ELSE.
NO, I DON'T THINKYOU UNDERSTAND.
WE'RE HERE WITH WING.
THAT'S RIGHT, THE WING.
MA'AM, WE ARE A VERYIMPORTANT TALENT AGENCY.
IF YOUR PRODUCERS KNEW YOU WEREFORCING PEOPLE OF OUR STATURE
TO THE BACK OF THE LINE--
BRRRT BRRTT !BRRT BBRTT !
OH, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE,THAT'S MY CELL PHONE.
OH YES,HI, COLONEL SANDERS.
YES, I'M DOING GREAT BUTSOMEONE AT AMERICAN IDOL
DOESN'T KNOWWHO WING IS !
AW, JUST FORGET IT !
YOU'RE RIGHT,COLONEL SANDERS,
YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE HERANYMORE CHICKEN.
GOD DAMMIT...GOD DAMMIT !
WE CAN'T WAIT IN LINE, WE HAVETO BE IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY.
STUPID ASSHOLES !
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURCLIENT ISN'T COMING ?
WE'RE TAPINGTHE SHOW TOMORROW !
WHERE AM I GONNA FINDANOTHER CONTESTANT ?
FINE !GO SCREW YOURSELF !
UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
DID I HEAR YOU SAY YOU NEEDEDSOMEBODY FOR YOUR SHOW ?
WE HAVE SOMEBODY WHO'S READYTO GO ON TV RIGHT AWAY.
IS THERE A CASH PRIZE INVOLVEDIN YOUR SHOW AS WELL ?
OH YEAH, WINNER GETSA THOUSAND DOLLARS.
ALRIGHT !OUR CLIENT WILL DO IT !
GREAT, YOU KIDS JUSTSAVED MY ASS.
SEE YOU OVERAT STAGE SIX !
HEY, IS YOUR SHOW AS GOODAS AMERICAN IDOL ?
NAW, THIS IS BETTER.
IT'S CALLED"THE CONTENDER."
WHAT'S "THE CONTENDER ?"
The boys negotiate Wing onto "The Contender."
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Token signs with the boys' Super Awesome Talent Agency.x CLOSE
Sly wants to hire Wing for a special event, but she's gone missing again.x CLOSE
Stan convinces everyone to drop their weapons and stop treating people like commodities.x CLOSE
Token is being $200 to sing at a beauty pageant.x CLOSE
The boys start their own talent agency.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Token to stop by the office.x CLOSE
Token's performance goes over well.x CLOSE
An agent steals token from the boys.x CLOSE
The boys take on a new client.x CLOSE
Tuong Lu Kim is threatened by the Chinese mafia.x CLOSE