( phone rings )
CITY WOK,TAKE YOUR ORDER PREE.
( Stan )HI, MR. LIU KIM ?
UH, HI,IT'S WING'S AGENTS.
EVERYTHING'S FINE, YEAH.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN LOSANGELES IN ABOUT FOUR HOURS.
LISTEN, DOES YOUR WIFEEVER EAT OR ANYTHING ?
OH, DON'T WORRYABOUT HER.
SHE A VERY DERICATE RITTLE FLOWER.
SHE DON'T NEEDTO EAT MUCH.
WE'LL CALL YOU AFTERSHE GOES ON TV.
OH WAIT-- CAN I TALK TOMY WIFE, PREASE ?
SURE, HERE SHE IS.
POY ON TAY !
BING LAO TSUR ANG DANGPING LAO KWANG !!
FINARRY, EVERYFING WORKING OUTFOR ME AND MY FAMIRY.
WELCOME TO CITY WOK,TAKE YOUR ORDER, PREE.
OH CRAP,CHINESE MAFIA !
( choking )
MR. LIU KIM, IT APPEARSWE HAVE A PROBLEM.
OHH, A PROBREM ?
WE SMUGGLED YOUR WIFE INTOUNITED STATES FOR YOU.
YOU WERE TO PAY US $10,000FOR THAT SERVICE,
YET WE HAVEYET TO BE PAID.
WE...WE WORKING ON IT !
SHE GOT TALENT AGENT !
SHE'S ABOUT TO MAKEA WHOLE ROT OF MONEY !
IT'S TOO LATEFOR THAT, MR. KIM.
YOUR WIFE IS NOWOUR PROPERTY.
WE'RE TAKING HERTO LOS ANGELES
WHERE SHE WILL WORKIN MASSAGE PARLOR
UNTIL SHE WORKS OFFTHE DEBT.
NO, SHE--SHE NOT HERE.
PREASE, JUST GIVEA RITTLE MORE TIME.
WHERE IS SHE ?
SHE...SHE IN ARABAMA.
TURN HIM AROUND !
YOU DON'T WANNA TELL USWHERE SHE IS ?
PUR LAO !CHING TONG MAYPUR !
NOOO !MY CITY CHICKEN !
NOOO, THE CITY BEEF !
NO, NO, WAIT,PREASE STOP !
PREASE, NOT THECITY SHRIMP.
TELL US WHERE TOFIND HER, LIU KIM.
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
SHE... SHE GO ROS ANGERESWIF HER AGENTS.
SHE GONNA BE ONAMERICAN IDOL.
( sobbing )
The Chinese Mafia
Tuong Lu Kim is threatened by the Chinese mafia.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Token signs with the boys' Super Awesome Talent Agency.x CLOSE
Sly wants to hire Wing for a special event, but she's gone missing again.x CLOSE
Stan convinces everyone to drop their weapons and stop treating people like commodities.x CLOSE
Token is being $200 to sing at a beauty pageant.x CLOSE
The boys start their own talent agency.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince Token to stop by the office.x CLOSE
Token's performance goes over well.x CLOSE
An agent steals token from the boys.x CLOSE
The boys take on a new client.x CLOSE
Tuong Lu Kim is threatened by the Chinese mafia.x CLOSE