WOOOO !WOOOO !
THESE GIRLSWILL DO ANYTHING !
OH JEEZ,SHOULD I DO IT ?
SHOULD I DO IT ?
OH, WHAT THE HELL !
WOOO !WOOO !
( crowd, disgusted )AWWWWWWW !
LOOK, I'LL GIGGLE ANDMAKE 'EM BOUNCE UP AND DOWN !
( giggling )
OH BOY, MEN WILL DOJUST ABOUT ANYTHING
TO GET A LOOK AT OURTITS WON'T THEY ?
MEN ARE ALL THE SAME.
MY BOYFRIENDWALKED OUT ON ME.
TURNS OUT HE WAS A FAG.
BUT I'VE BEENLIVIN' IT UP EVER SINCE
HAVING SEX WITH ALLKINDS OF DIFFERENT GUYS !
GIRL POWER !
YOU KNOW,THE STRANGE THING IS,
I HAVEN'T GOTTENMY PERIOD YET.
IS THERE A REASON A WOMANMIGHT MISS HER PERIOD ?
WELL, NORMALLY IF A WOMANMISSES HER PERIOD
IT MEANSSHE'S PREGNANT.
OH MY GOD...OF COURSE.
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TOEXPERIENCE A PERIOD
BECAUSE ONE OF THOSETRUCKERS I SLEPT WITH
GOT ME KNOCKED UP.
I'M PREGNANT,EVERYBODY !
OH BOY, NOW I CANHAVE AN ABORTION !
Garrison Goes Wild
Mrs. Garrison assumes that she's pregnant.
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.x CLOSE
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.x CLOSE
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.x CLOSE