WHO THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU ARE ?!
WHAT KIND OF NUT JOBWOULD AGREE TO
SURGICALLY ALTER MY SON INTOA TALL AFRICAN AMERICAN ?!
AHHH, YOU'REKYLE'S FATHER.
AND I ALSO HAPPENTO BE A LAWYER !
AND I'M GOING TO HAVE YOUSUED FOR MALPRACTICE
AND YOUR CLINICSHUT DOWN !
WHAT IS THATON YOUR SHIRT ?
WHAT, THE--THEY'RE DOLPHINS, WHY ?
AHH, YOU LIKEDOLPHINS, HMM ?
I LOVE DOLPHINS.
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILDI'VE DREAMT OF--
B-BUT THAT HARDLY HAS ANYBEARING ON WHAT I'M HERE--
I CAN MAKE YOU ONE.
INVERT THE BACK,
MOVE THE ESOPHAGUS TOTHE TOP OF THE HEAD.
YES, A FULL DOLPHINOPLASTY
COULD BE ACHIEVEDRELATIVELY SIMPLY.
MAKE ME A...DOLPHIN ?
♪ IF I COULD SWIMWITH THE DOLPHINS ♪
♪ THE SOFT ANDGENTLE DOLPHINS ♪
♪ WHY CAN'T I SWIMWITH THE DOLPHINS... ♪♪
NO, NO, IT'S CRAZY.
THERE'S NOTHING CRAZYABOUT A PERSON
WANTING TO LOOKON THE OUTSIDE
THE WAY THEY FEELON THE INSIDE.
Mr. Broflovski's tempted to turn himself into a dolphin.
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.x CLOSE
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.x CLOSE
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.x CLOSE