♪ THE TIME THAT'S ONLYONCE A YEAR-- ♪
THAT LITTLE FELLERIS ALL ALONE !
GEE, HE LOOKS SAD.
HI THERE !
WHAT THE HELL... ?
HOW COME YOU'RE ALL ALONEON CHRISTMAS EVE ?
MY... FAMILY DOESN'TCELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.
AWWW, BUT WHY ?
WELL, BECAUSEWE DON'T REALLY...
BELIEVE IN JESUS.
YEA !YEA !
BUT DOES THAT MEAN...YOU AREN'T BAPTIZED ?
NO, I'M JEWISH.
YEA, YEA !YEA, YEA !
YOU GOT TOCOME WITH US !
YOU'RE PERFECT,JUST P-P-PERFECT !
YEA !WOO-HOO !
The Perfect Host
Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.
The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.x CLOSE
Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.x CLOSE
The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.x CLOSE
Stan meets the Woodland Critters.x CLOSE
Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.x CLOSE
Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.x CLOSE
The Critters have a blood orgy.x CLOSE
Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.x CLOSE
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.x CLOSE
Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.x CLOSE