( narrator )WAY UP IN THE MOUNTAINSIN A SMALL LITTLE TOWN...
THE MAIN STREET WAS BEINGDECORATED ALL UP AND DOWN.
PEOPLE STOOD IN LONG LINES
SOMETIMES WAITINGHOURS OR MORE...
BECAUSE CHRISTMAS NEEDSTO BE BOUGHT IN A STORE.
BUT OUT IN THE FORESTNOT TOO FAR AWAY...
THE LITTLE WOODLAND CRITTERS
WERE ALSO PREPARINGFOR THEIR CHRISTMAS DAY.
♪ ITS ALMOST TIME WHENTHE TIME IS HERE ♪
♪ THE TIME THAT'SONLY ONCE A YEAR ♪
♪ WE CAN HARDLY WAIT'CAUSE IT'S SO NEAR ♪
♪ A WOODLAND CRITTERCHRISTMAS ♪♪
THE LITTLE CRITTERS WORKED HARDAS THEY HAPPILY SANG
AND EACH ONE OF THEMHAD A QUITE INTERESTING NAME.
THERE WAS SQUIRRELIETHE SQUIRREL
RABBITIE THE RABBIT
BEAVERIE THE BEAVERAND BEARIE THE BEAR.
PORCUPINIE THE PORCUPINE,SKUNKIE THE SKUNK
FOXIE THE FOXAND DEERIE, THE DEER.
WOODPECKERIE THE WOODPECKER,MOUSIE THE MOUSE
AND CHICKADEE-EE,THE CHICKADEE
ALL MADETHE FOREST THEIR HOUSE.
AND ON THAT MAGICAL DAY,STUMBLING UPON ALL OF THAT--
WAS A SURPRISEDLITTLE BOY...
IN A RED POOF BALL HAT.
WHAT THE HELL... ?
♪ CHRISTMAS TIMEIS ONCE A YEAR ♪
♪ EVERY CRITTERHOLDS IT DEAR ♪
♪ EVERY ANIMAL BIG OR SMALL
♪ CHRISTMAS MEANSSO MUCH TO US ALL ♪♪
WELL,HELLO THERE !
WELCOME TOOUR FOREST.
HOW DO YOU LIKE OURCHRISTMAS TREE ?
WHY, IT'S THE MOST PERFECTTREE IN THE FOREST !
YEA !YEA !
OH, NO,I SEE A PROBLEM !
WHAT IS IT,MOUSIE ?
OUR CHRISTMAS TREEDOESN'T HAVE A STAR !
WE CAN'T HAVE A TREEWITH NO STAR ON IT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
NOW DON'T BEDOWN, YA'LL.
MAYBE OUR NEW FRIENDCAN HELP US FIND A STAR.
CAN YOU ?WOULD YOU ?REALLY ?
YEA !YEA !
AND SO, USING SOME PAPERAND WORKING WITH GLEE
THE BOY IN THERED POOF BALL HAT
MADE A STARFOR THE TREE.
IT'S THE NICEST STARI EVER SAW !
THE LITTLE CRITTERS CHEEREDAND BEAVIE SAID WITH A SMILE...
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING ANDDANCE WITH US FOR A WHILE ?
THE BOY IN THE RED POOF BALL HATSMILED AND SAID...
UH... NO THANKS,I'M GONNA GO HOME.
G'BYE STANNIE !
G'BYE !SEE YA !
Stan Meets the Critters
Stan meets the Woodland Critters.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.x CLOSE
Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.x CLOSE
The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.x CLOSE
Stan meets the Woodland Critters.x CLOSE
Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.x CLOSE
Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.x CLOSE
The Critters have a blood orgy.x CLOSE
Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.x CLOSE
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.x CLOSE
Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.x CLOSE