WHY YOU'RE DRESSED UPLIKE A BEAR ?
OH. WELL, UH...MY SORTA-GIRLFRIEND
DRESSED ME UPLIKE THIS.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND ?
THERE YOU ARE MR. BIGGLESOH, I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU !
PROMISE YOU'LLNEVER LEAVE ME !
BUTTERS, YOU'RE DATINGPARIS HILTON ?
YOU ARE GROUNDED, MISTER !
UH, SWEETHEART, ISN'TPARIS HILTON WORTHA LOT OF MONEY ?
CHRIS, SHE'S MORE THANTWICE BUTTERS' AGE !
AND MORE THAN3 BILLION TIMESHIS NET WORTH...
EVERYBODY ADORESTHAT GIRL, DARLING,
WE SHOULD BENICE TO HER TOO.
ESPECIALLY IF SHE'SIN LOVE WITH OUR SON.
UH, PARIS WOULD YOU LIKE TOHAVE SOME COCOA WITH US ?
( hacking )
WITH SCHNAPPSAND SCOTCH.
( hack )
SO, PARIS, I UNDERSTANDYOU'RE FROM
THE PRESTIGIOUSHILTON FAMILY.
VERY NICE HOTELS.
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE,THIS PLACE IS STUPID.
WHERE AM I ?
OH, I WANT TO TAKEMR. BIGGLES WITH ME.
WITH YOU WHERE ?
TO LIVE WITH MEFOREVER AND EVER
YOU DUMB BROAD-HOW MUCH ?
HOW MUCH ?...FOR BUTTERS ?
BUTTERS...IS OUR SON.
HE'S NOT FOR SALE.
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO HUNDREDMILLION DOLLARS FOR IT.
EXCUSE ME ?
I SAID I'LL GIVE YOU TWO HUNDREDMILLION DOLLARS FOR IT.
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECKFOR MR. BIGGLES RIGHT NOW.
CHRIS, IS SHE SERIOUS ?
UH, BUTTERS, WHY DON'TYOU TAKE PARIS
UP TO YOUR ROOMFOR A LITTLE WHILE.
MOMMY AND DADDYHAVE TO TALK.
MOM, DAD,I LOVE YOU.
PLEASE DON'T SELL METO PARIS HILTON--
BUTTERS, RIGHT NOW !
YOU AREN'T HONESTLYCONSIDERING THIS ?
DARLING, PARISIS A BILLIONAIRE !
SHE CAN GIVE BUTTERSEVERYTHING HE WANTS !
WE'D BE TERRIBLE PARENTSNOT TO CONSIDER IT !
BUT HE'S OUR SON !
I KNOW DARLING,BUT LOOK...
WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUTTHE REST OF THE FAMILY.
THE REST OF THE FAMILY-YOU MEAN US ?
YES, US THE RESTOF THE FAMILY !
WHAT SHOULD WE DO, MR. BIGGLES ?I DRANK TOO MUCH !
OH MY GODI'M SO WASTED !
THE ROOM IS ALL SPINNY...
I'M... TOTALLY...PASSING OUT...
( squish )
( squish-squish )
Paris Makes an Offer
Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.
The girls in South Park can't wait to shop at the Stupid Spoiled Whore Store so they can be just like their Paris.x CLOSE
Wendy's father decides not to let his daughter be a whore too.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton's chihuahua kills itself.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't interested in playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton wants to dress Butters up as a bear and keep him as a pet.x CLOSE
Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.x CLOSE
Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.x CLOSE
Even in cool clothes, Cartman can't get into the Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.x CLOSE