WHY YOU'RE DRESSED UPLIKE A BEAR ?
OH. WELL, UH...MY SORTA-GIRLFRIEND
DRESSED ME UPLIKE THIS.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND ?
THERE YOU ARE MR. BIGGLESOH, I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU !
PROMISE YOU'LLNEVER LEAVE ME !
BUTTERS, YOU'RE DATINGPARIS HILTON ?
YOU ARE GROUNDED, MISTER !
UH, SWEETHEART, ISN'TPARIS HILTON WORTHA LOT OF MONEY ?
CHRIS, SHE'S MORE THANTWICE BUTTERS' AGE !
AND MORE THAN3 BILLION TIMESHIS NET WORTH...
EVERYBODY ADORESTHAT GIRL, DARLING,
WE SHOULD BENICE TO HER TOO.
ESPECIALLY IF SHE'SIN LOVE WITH OUR SON.
UH, PARIS WOULD YOU LIKE TOHAVE SOME COCOA WITH US ?
( hacking )
WITH SCHNAPPSAND SCOTCH.
( hack )
SO, PARIS, I UNDERSTANDYOU'RE FROM
THE PRESTIGIOUSHILTON FAMILY.
VERY NICE HOTELS.
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE,THIS PLACE IS STUPID.
WHERE AM I ?
OH, I WANT TO TAKEMR. BIGGLES WITH ME.
WITH YOU WHERE ?
TO LIVE WITH MEFOREVER AND EVER
YOU DUMB BROAD-HOW MUCH ?
HOW MUCH ?...FOR BUTTERS ?
BUTTERS...IS OUR SON.
HE'S NOT FOR SALE.
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO HUNDREDMILLION DOLLARS FOR IT.
EXCUSE ME ?
I SAID I'LL GIVE YOU TWO HUNDREDMILLION DOLLARS FOR IT.
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECKFOR MR. BIGGLES RIGHT NOW.
CHRIS, IS SHE SERIOUS ?
UH, BUTTERS, WHY DON'TYOU TAKE PARIS
UP TO YOUR ROOMFOR A LITTLE WHILE.
MOMMY AND DADDYHAVE TO TALK.
MOM, DAD,I LOVE YOU.
PLEASE DON'T SELL METO PARIS HILTON--
BUTTERS, RIGHT NOW !
YOU AREN'T HONESTLYCONSIDERING THIS ?
DARLING, PARISIS A BILLIONAIRE !
SHE CAN GIVE BUTTERSEVERYTHING HE WANTS !
WE'D BE TERRIBLE PARENTSNOT TO CONSIDER IT !
BUT HE'S OUR SON !
I KNOW DARLING,BUT LOOK...
WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUTTHE REST OF THE FAMILY.
THE REST OF THE FAMILY-YOU MEAN US ?
YES, US THE RESTOF THE FAMILY !
WHAT SHOULD WE DO, MR. BIGGLES ?I DRANK TOO MUCH !
OH MY GODI'M SO WASTED !
THE ROOM IS ALL SPINNY...
I'M... TOTALLY...PASSING OUT...
( squish )
( squish-squish )
Paris Makes an Offer
Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The girls in South Park can't wait to shop at the Stupid Spoiled Whore Store so they can be just like their Paris.x CLOSE
Wendy's father decides not to let his daughter be a whore too.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton's chihuahua kills itself.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't interested in playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton wants to dress Butters up as a bear and keep him as a pet.x CLOSE
Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.x CLOSE
Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.x CLOSE
Even in cool clothes, Cartman can't get into the Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.x CLOSE