After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.

Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.

When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.

Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.

Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.

PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.

When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

The girls in South Park can't wait to shop at the Stupid Spoiled Whore Store so they can be just like their Paris.

Wendy's father decides not to let his daughter be a whore too.

Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.

Paris Hilton's chihuahua kills itself.

Paris Hilton wants to dress Butters up as a bear and keep him as a pet.

Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.

Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.

Even in cool clothes, Cartman can't get into the Stupid Spoiled Whore party.

Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.