ON WHAT IS PERHAPS THE FINESTPIECE OF STUDENT TELEVISION
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
NOT ONLY DID YOU GET
ALL THE STUDENTS ANDMYSELF OFF OF COUGH MEDICINE
BUT YOU GOT A TWENTY TWOIN THE RATINGS !
TWENTY TWO PEOPLE ?
YOU WANTED TOSEE ME, MR. MARYL ?
OH, YES, CRAIG.
IT APPEARS THATTHE RATINGS FOR YOUR SHOW
GEE, WHAT ACOINCIDENCE.
I WONDER W-W-WHY.
YOU NEED TO KNOW HOWIMPORTANT RATINGS ARE, CRAIG.
SO I'M GOING TOSUSPEND YOU FROM SCHOOL
AND REQUEST THAT YOU HAVE YOURTESTICLES REMOVED SURGICALLY.
HA HA, IN YOURFACE CRAIG !
YOU BOYS ARE APPROVEDFOR TWENTY SEVEN NEW SHOWS !
I WANT YOU TO COME UPWITH AN EVEN BETTER IDEA
THAN THECOUGH MEDICINE STORY.
GET TO IT !
NOBODY... HAS ANY IDEAS ?
I DON'T WANNA KEEP HAVING TOCOME UP WITH IDEAS
FOR SHOWS ALL THE TIME,IT HURTS MY HEAD.
DUDE... BAIL ?
I THINK BAIL.
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The boys' news show gets incredible ratings.
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE