YOU GUYS...YOU GUYS WAKE UP !
ERGH... AGH !
BUTTERS GET AWAYFROM ME !
OH JESUS, WHEREARE MY CLOTHES ?
WE TOOK A BUNCHOF COUGH MEDICINE
TO COME UP WITHIDEAS FOR OUR SHOW.
I DIDN'T COME UPWITH ANYTHING !
I DID, I WROTESOMETHING DOWN...
HERE IT IS... UH...SQUIGGLY LINE, CIRCLE.
I WROTE DOWN...
ALL THE LYRICS TOTHE "HAPPY DAYS" THEME SONG.
YOU GUYS... WE WATCHEDCRAIG'S SHOW ALL NIGHT LONG.
YEAH, IT WAS GREAT.
BUT DON'T YOU SEE ?
WE DIDN'T THINKIT WAS GREAT BEFORE !
I THINKI UNDERSTAND NOW.
I THINK I KNOW WHY CRAIG'S SHOWGETS SUCH GREAT RATINGS !
HALF THE SCHOOLIS HIGH ON COUGH MEDICINE !
JESUS, YOUMAY BE RIGHT.
FELLAS, THISIS OUR CHANCE !
EVERYONE GET YOUR HAIR LOOKINGAS FANTASTIC AS POSSIBLE !
IT'S TIME FOR US TO DO
THE MOST INCREDIBLEINVESTIGATIVE NEWS REPORT
OF OUR JOURNALISTIC LIVES !
The School Is High on Cough Medicine
The boys sober up.
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE