WHAT IF WE DOA SHOW WHERE WE...
HOW ABOUT WEHAVE US, UM... HMMM...
COME ON DOESN'T ANYBODYHAVE ANY SHOW IDEAS ?
HOW ABOUT WEGET PANDA BEARS
AND HAVE THEM DANCEAROUND WITH US !
WE DID THAT.
WOW, COMING UPWITH IDEAS IS HARD.
LOOK, YOU GUYS, IF CRAIGCAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT.
COME ON !
HOW ABOUT WE DOA SHOW WITH US... UH...
THE UH... WHAT IF...
WAIT, I'VE GOT IT...CRAB PEOPLE.
CRAB PEOPLE ?
THEY'RE LIKEHALF CRAB, HALF PEOPLE
AND THEY LIVEBELOW THE GROUND.
DUDE, I THINK WE CANDO A LITTLE BETTER
THAN CRAB PEOPLE.
I KNOW, WE SHOULDREAD THE FUNNIES !
I ALWAYS GET GOOD IDEASFROM THE FUNNIES !
BUTTERS, ONLY GAY LITTLEDWEEBS READ THE FUNNIES.
YEAH, I READ 'EMALL THE TIME !
HERE'S ONE !
THE... SNAILTRIPPED OVER A HURDLE
AND THE OTHERSNAIL SAYS,
"WELL, THAT'S GONNA ADDANOTHER HOUR TO HIS TIME !"
YOU GUYS ?
HOW ABOUT WE DO A SHOWWHERE WE KILL BUTTERS ?
SO DAGWOOD SAYS,
"GOOD THINGWE'RE PLAYING
THE BACK NINEAT YOUR HOUSE !"
HA HA AHAA !
WE'RE HOPELESSLY STUCK,COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS.
WE HAVECRAB PEOPLE.
WAIT - YOU KNOWWHAT WE SHOULD DO ?
WE SHOULD ALL TAKEA BUNCH OF COUGH MEDICINE.
COUGH MEDICINE ?
THAT'S WHATTHE SIXTH GRADERS DO
BEHIND THE SCHOOLAT RECESS.
THEY TAKE WAYTO MUCH COUGH MEDICINE
CUZ THEY SAY IT MAKES THEMSEE THINGS IN THEIR HEADS.
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE