WHAT IF WE DOA SHOW WHERE WE...
HOW ABOUT WEHAVE US, UM... HMMM...
COME ON DOESN'T ANYBODYHAVE ANY SHOW IDEAS ?
HOW ABOUT WEGET PANDA BEARS
AND HAVE THEM DANCEAROUND WITH US !
WE DID THAT.
WOW, COMING UPWITH IDEAS IS HARD.
LOOK, YOU GUYS, IF CRAIGCAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT.
COME ON !
HOW ABOUT WE DOA SHOW WITH US... UH...
THE UH... WHAT IF...
WAIT, I'VE GOT IT...CRAB PEOPLE.
CRAB PEOPLE ?
THEY'RE LIKEHALF CRAB, HALF PEOPLE
AND THEY LIVEBELOW THE GROUND.
DUDE, I THINK WE CANDO A LITTLE BETTER
THAN CRAB PEOPLE.
I KNOW, WE SHOULDREAD THE FUNNIES !
I ALWAYS GET GOOD IDEASFROM THE FUNNIES !
BUTTERS, ONLY GAY LITTLEDWEEBS READ THE FUNNIES.
YEAH, I READ 'EMALL THE TIME !
HERE'S ONE !
THE... SNAILTRIPPED OVER A HURDLE
AND THE OTHERSNAIL SAYS,
"WELL, THAT'S GONNA ADDANOTHER HOUR TO HIS TIME !"
YOU GUYS ?
HOW ABOUT WE DO A SHOWWHERE WE KILL BUTTERS ?
SO DAGWOOD SAYS,
"GOOD THINGWE'RE PLAYING
THE BACK NINEAT YOUR HOUSE !"
HA HA AHAA !
WE'RE HOPELESSLY STUCK,COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS.
WE HAVECRAB PEOPLE.
WAIT - YOU KNOWWHAT WE SHOULD DO ?
WE SHOULD ALL TAKEA BUNCH OF COUGH MEDICINE.
COUGH MEDICINE ?
THAT'S WHATTHE SIXTH GRADERS DO
BEHIND THE SCHOOLAT RECESS.
THEY TAKE WAYTO MUCH COUGH MEDICINE
CUZ THEY SAY IT MAKES THEMSEE THINGS IN THEIR HEADS.
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE