HOW IMPRESSED I AM WITH YOURABILITY TO GET MORE RATINGS.
YOUR SHOW BEAT 'CLOSE UP ANIMALSWITH A WIDE ANGLE LENS'
BY THREE VIEWERS !
WOOO HOOO !YES !ALRIGHT !WE DID IT !
I KNEW WECOULD DO IT !
WE BEAT"CLOSE UP ANIMALS" !
OH MAN IT'SSO GREAT !
WE- WE WORKED SO HARDTO BE ON THE TOP-
OH COME HERE, YOU !
YES, BUT UNFORTUNATELY
YOU GOT CRUSHEDIN THE RATINGS
BY CRAIG'S NEW SHOW.
CRAIG'S NEW SHOW ?
ALL THE STUDENTSLOVE IT.
IT'S ANINCREDIBLE IDEA CALLED
"CLOSE-UP ANIMALSWITH A WIDE ANGLE LENS
TAKE A LOOK.
THAT CRAIG IS AFREAKIN' GENIUS, I TELL YOU.
HE'S LIKE...AN IDEA MACHINE.
DOES THIS MEAN WE'RESTILL GONNA GET CANCELED ?
I'M AFRAID ITS WORSETHAN THAT BOYS.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TOGIVE YOU ALL "F"s
IN EXTRA CURRICULAR A/V CLASS.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN NOWHOW IMPORTANT RATINGS ARE.
BUT... WEGAVE IT OUR BEST.
YES- ♪ AND I GUESS YOUR BESTWASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. ♪
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN'T LOSE THIS EXTRACURRICULAR CREDIT !
I NEED IT TOPASS FOURTH GRADE.
STUPID NEWS HAIR.
F-FELLAS, DON'T YOU SEE,THIS PROVES MY POINT.
WE HAVE TO ELEVATEOUR IDEAS UP, NOT DOWN.
YEAH, I KNOW WECAN COME UP WITH
WAY BETTER IDEASTHAN CRAIG.
TO SAVE OUR SHOW,ALL WE NEED TO DO...
IS COME UP WITHTHE BEST IDEA
FOR AN EPISODE EVER.
Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE