ALRIGHT, WE ALL NEED TOCOME UP WITH IDEAS
FOR OUR SHOW.
HOW ABOUTWE REVAMP THE NAME...
"SUPER SCHOOL NEWS"SOUNDS DRY.
IT SHOULDBE SEXY NEWS.
ACTION NEWS !
YEAH, SEXY ACTION,THAT'S GOOD.
MAYBE THE PROBLEM ISWE DON'T HAVE
VERY GOOD STORIESTO REPORT ON.
RIGHT... WE SHOULDMAKE UP STORIES
BECAUSE THEY'LL BEFAR MORE INTERESTING.
HEY YEAH !
I COULD SAY I SAW CELEBRITIESEVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T
AND THEN LIE ABOUTWHAT I SAW THEM DOING !
NICE, BUTTERS,WRITE THAT DOWN !
WE HAVE TO APPEALTO ALL THE STUDENTS.
SO WE NEED HOT GIRLSFOR THE SIXTH GRADERS--
--AND PANDA BEARSFOR THE PRESCHOOLERS.
MAYBE WE NEEDTO MAKE STUDENTS THINK
THEY HAVE TO WATCHOUR NEWS SHOW
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YEAH, WE SHOULD MAKE UPA BUNCH OF REPORTS
ON HOW DANGEROUSIT IS TO BE ALIVE !
OH BOY !
FELLAS, ARE YOU SUREALL OF THIS IS E-E-ETHICAL ?
WE'RE INFOURTH GRADE, JIMMY.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT ETHICAL MEANS !
ALRIGHT, SEXY ACTIONSCHOOL NEWS TEAM
IT'S TIMETO GO TO WORK !
GET OUT THEREAND GET SOME STORIES !
SEXY ACTION SCHOOL NEWS TEAM, HO !
UH, TOKEN, CAN I HAVEA QUICK WORD WITH YOU ?
LOOK, TOKEN... I KNOWTHE GUYS ARE HAVING TROUBLE
BRINGING THISUP WITH YOU, BUT...
WELL THE THING IS, TOKEN
WE REALLY NEED TO REVAMPYOUR WHOLE TV PERSONA.
YOU SEE, TOKEN,PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY
SEEING AFRICAN AMERICANSON THE NEWS.
SEEING AFRICAN AMERICANSON THE NEWS
NOT HEARING THEM.
THAT'S WHY, ALLAFRICAN AMERICAN NEWS PEOPLE
LEARN TO TALK MORE...HOW SHOULD I SAY...
TOKEN, ALL THE GREATAFRICAN AMERICAN NEWS PEOPLE
HAVE LEARNED TO HIDE THEIR'EBONIC TRIBESPEAK'
WITH A MORE PURECAUCASIAN DIALECT.
THERE IS NOSHAME IN IT
AND I REALLY THINKIT WILL HELP OUR RATINGS.
Sexy Action School News Team
The boys overhaul their news program.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE