After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.

Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.

When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.

Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.

Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.

PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.

When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.

The boys drink cough syrup.

"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.

The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.

The boys overhaul their news program.

A new Sexy Action News show debuts.

Jimmy stands up for real journalism.

The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.

The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.