BOY THAT WASA GREAT EPISODE !
YEAH, I THINK THAT WASONE OF OUR BEST SHOWS YET.
BOYS, I'M AFRAIDI HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
THE SCHOOL HAS TOCANCEL YOUR SHOW.
FOR GOD'S SAKEWHY, MR. MARYL ?
WELL THE STUDENTSJUST AREN'T WATCHING IT.
YOUR RATING WAS ONLYA FOUR THIS WHOLE WEEK.
HOW MANYSTUDENTS IS THAT ?
FOUR- FOUR STUDENTSWATCH YOUR SHOW.
AND MEANWHILE, CRAIG'S SHOWIS GETTING A FIFTY-SEVEN.
CRAIG'S SHOW ?
WHAT IS THAT BUTTHOLEDOING NOW ?
OH, IT'S BRILLIANT.
IT'S ALL JUST VIDEOFOOTAGE OF ANIMALS
CLOSE-UP WITHA WIDE ANGLE LENS.
ANIMALS CLOSE-UPWITH A WIDE ANGLE LENS.
BUT THAT'S... THAT'S CRAP,THAT'S NOT EVEN TV !
IT'S WHATTHE STUDENTS WANT.
AND ITS CHEAPERTO MAKE THAN YOUR SHOW.
JUST ONE PERSONAND A VIDEO CAMERA.
CRAIG IS A GENIUS.
BUT, MR. MARYL,
WE'RE TRYING TO BRINGTHE NEWS TO STUDENTS.
THEY NEED TO KNOWTHE FACTS
AND OUR NEWS TEAMDELIVERS THEM, VERY MUCH.
KIDS DON'T CARE ABOUTTHE NEWS, BOYS.
KIDS WANTTO SEE ANIMALS...
WITH AWIDE ANGLE LENS.
PLEASE, MR. MARYL,THE NEWS IS OUR LIFE.
WITHOUT ITWE HAVE NOTHING.
I'M SORRY, KIDS.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUDOF WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
IT'S JUST THATIT'S KIND OF GAY.
YOU'RE GAY !
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE