MAN, I WOULDA LOVEDTO HAVE SEEN THE LOOK
ON TRENT BOYETT'S FACE
WHEN ALL THE SIXTH GRADERSSHOWED UP.
TRENT'S JUST LUCKYHE DIDN'T MESS WITH US.
I WOULDA KICKED HIS ASS.
WHAT ISMISS CLARIDGE DOING ?
MISS CLARIDGE ?
SHE WON'T TALKTO ANYBODY, BOYS.
SOME SAY SHE'S JUSTGIVEN UP HOPE.
YOU GUYS, YOU KNOWWHAT WE SHOULD DO ?
WE SHOULD GET A--( gasps )
( moaning in pain )
JESUS CHRIST, I'VE NEVERSEEN SO MANY
INDIAN SUNBURNS ANDTITTY TWISTERS IN MY LIFE !
GET A COLD TOWEL ONTHAT PINK BELLY !
DOCTOR WE'VE GOTANOTHER SNUGGIE HERE !
OVER THERE !
( cringing )
ANOTHER WET WILLY ?
WORST ONE YET.
IT'S ALL SLIMYAND SPITTY...
( whimpering )
GIVE THE POOR KIDSOME MORPHINE.
DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED ?
WE... TOLD HIM NOT TOMESS WITH YOU GUYS...
WE TOLD HIM...YOU PAID US...
OH JESUS, YOU TOLDHIM THAT ?
BOYS, YOU HAVETO LET HIM REST.
SOME MEAN KID GAVE HIMA TEXAS CHILI BOWL.
WHAT'S THAT ?
IT INVOLVES TABASCO SAUCE,A TELEPHONE, AND THE ANUS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF KIDWOULD DO THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I ONLY KNOW THAT I WOULDN'TEVER WANT TO BE
ON THAT KID'S BAD SIDE.
TRENT KNOWS WE SENTTHE SIXTH GRADERS AFTER HIM.
HE'S GONNA GIVE US ALLTEXAS CHILI BOWL.
WE GOTTA MOVE WAY.
WE GOTTA GET AS FAR AWAYFROM THIS TOWN AS POSSIBLE.
NO, NO, WE'VE JUST GOTTO FIND BETTER HELP.
FROM WHO ?
WE CAN'T ASKADULTS FOR HELP
AND THERE'S NOBODY TOUGHERTHAN SIXTH GRADERS !
THERE IS... ONE PERSON.
Texas Chili Bowl
Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The boys fear for their lives when Trent Boyett is released from juvie.x CLOSE
Butters is forced outside to play and comes face to face with Trent Boyett.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge catches on fire again and Trent goes back to jail.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett makes his exit from juvenile hall.x CLOSE
The boys visit Butters in the hospital.x CLOSE
The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge beeps once for yes and twice for no.x CLOSE
The boys take a picture of Cartman's Ass.x CLOSE
The boys enlist sixth graders as bodyguards.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.x CLOSE