( imitating motors )
I'M GONNA JUMPTHE WALL OF FIRE.
( imitates revving )
YEAH, THAT WAS SWEET !
HEY, LOOK !
DUDE, WE SHOULDN'TBE HERE.
STAY COOL, GUYS.
IF ANYBODY CAN PROTECT USFROM TRENT BOYETT,
IT'S THE SIXTH GRADERS.
STUPID LITTLEFORTHIES !
( imitating engines )
WHAT ARE YOU LITTLE FORTHIESDOING AT OUR HANGOUT ?
WE'VE COME TO...ASK YOU FOR HELP.
( laughing )
WE NEED YOUTO PROTECT US...
FROM A BULLY.
YEAH, AND WHAT DO WEGET FOR IT ?
A 12-PACK OF DR. PEPPER,
A CHUTES AND LADDERS GAME,USED ONLY THREE TIMES,
A D-V-D OF HARRY POTTER TWO,
AND A COUPON FORA FREE SIDE OF FRIES
WITH THE PURCHASE OF ANYDELUXE HAMBURGER
AT RED ROBIN.
ALL THISCAN BE YOURS.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DOBETTER THAN THAT, FORTHIES !
WELL, WELL,WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
YOU'RE STAN MARSH, RIGHT ?
( all )OOH !
WE WANT A PICTUREOF YOUR MOM'S BOOBS.
YEAH !SWEET !
YOUR MOM HAS THESWEETEST BOOBS EVER.
I TOTALLY WANNASUCK YOUR MOM'S TITS.
DUDE, WEAK !
COME BACK WITH ANAKED PICTURE OF YOUR MOM.
THEN WE AREN'THELPING YOU.
WAIT, WE'LL DO IT.
IT HAS TO BEA GOOD PICTURE TOO.
( revving imaginary engines )
SO LONG, FORTHIES.
OKAY, SO NOW WE JUSTNEED TO GET A PICTURE
OF STAN'SMOM NAKED.
Your Mom's Boobs
The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The boys fear for their lives when Trent Boyett is released from juvie.x CLOSE
Butters is forced outside to play and comes face to face with Trent Boyett.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge catches on fire again and Trent goes back to jail.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett makes his exit from juvenile hall.x CLOSE
The boys visit Butters in the hospital.x CLOSE
The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge beeps once for yes and twice for no.x CLOSE
The boys take a picture of Cartman's Ass.x CLOSE
The boys enlist sixth graders as bodyguards.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.x CLOSE