IN THE HOSPITAL, BOYS,IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM.
WHAT HAPPENEDTO HIM, DOCTOR ?
FROM THE TEST RESULTSIT WOULD APPEAR YOUR CHILD
WAS TORTURED BY A BULLY.
HE RECEIVEDA MASSIVE SNUGGEE,
HIS UNDERWEAR PULLED UP SO HIGHIT NEARLY KILLED HIM.
HE ALSO RECEIVED TWOINDIAN SUNBURNS ON HIS FOREARMS,
A CHARLIE HORSE ON THE THIGH
AND A SECOND-DEGREETITTY TWISTER.
AND FROM THE DAMAGETO HIS HEAD AREA, IT APPEARS
HE WAS GIVENA SWIRLIE--
A COLOSSAL ONE.
IT ALSO LOOKS LIKEHE RECEIVED A NOOGIE AND...
A POLISH BIKE RIDE.
WHAT'S THAT ?
WE AREN'T SURE.
WE ONLY KNOW THATTHERE IS NO CURE.
IF ONLY WEHAD LET HIM IN.
WHY DIDN'T WE LET HIMINSIDE THE HOUSE
WHEN HE WASSCREAMING FOR HELP ?
NOW, HONEY, WE WERETRYING TO READ.
WE'VE GOT TO TELL THEMWHO DID THIS, YOU GUYS.
WE'RE GONNA GET ITAS BAD AS BUTTERS.
THAT'S NOTHING COMPAREDTO WHAT MY MOM WILL DO TO ME
IF SHE FINDS OUT I'VE BEENLYING FOR FIVE YEARS !
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR SOGOOD IN THERE, KYLE.
SECOND-DEGREETITTY TWISTER !
CALM DOWN, YOU GUYS.
WE DON'T HAVE TOGO TELL OUR PARENTS.
WE JUST NEED TO GO OUTAND GET SOME PROTECTION.
HOW THE HELL ARE CONDOMSGOING TO HELP US ?!
SORRY... NEVER MIND.
I'M TALKING ABOUT HIRINGSOMEBODY BIGGER THAN TRENT
TO PROTECT USFROM HIM.
COME ON !
The boys visit Butters in the hospital.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The boys fear for their lives when Trent Boyett is released from juvie.x CLOSE
Butters is forced outside to play and comes face to face with Trent Boyett.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge catches on fire again and Trent goes back to jail.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett makes his exit from juvenile hall.x CLOSE
The boys visit Butters in the hospital.x CLOSE
The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.x CLOSE
Miss Claridge beeps once for yes and twice for no.x CLOSE
The boys take a picture of Cartman's Ass.x CLOSE
The boys enlist sixth graders as bodyguards.x CLOSE
Trent Boyett beats up the sixth graders.x CLOSE