GOD DAMN THAT TOOKA LONG TIME.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER
IF CARTMAN HADN'TSLASHED THE TIRES !
I DID NOT !
I WANNA CLOSE THE WALL MARTJUST AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS DO !
CAN I HELP YOU ?
YEAH, WE'VE COME TO COMPLAIN.
WE DON'T WANTA WALL MART IN OUR TOWN.
WHO DOES ?
NOBODY LIKES WHATTHE WALL MART DOES.
BUT IT KEEPSRIGHT ON DOING IT.
WE WANT TO TALK TOWHO'S IN CHARGE.
IN CHARGE ?
I GUESS THAT WOULD BEHARVEY BROWN.
HE'S THE CURRENT PRESIDENTOF WALL MART,
ONE OF THEORIGINAL CREATORS.
WHERE'S HE ?
WE... INVENTED THE WALL MARTSUPERCENTER IN 1987.
THE IDEA WAS SIMPLE:
BUILD A STOREFOR ONE-STOP SHOPPING
WHERE BULK PURCHASES
WOULD KEEP PRICESINCREDIBLY LOW.
WE DIDN'T KNOWWHAT WE WERE DOING.
IN JUST FOUR YEARSIT WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
SO, HOW DO WE STOP IT ?
YOU DON'T STOP IT.
THERE HAS TOBE A WAY.
THERE'S NOTHING !DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ?!
NOTHING CAN STOP THE WALL MARTIN YOUR TOWN !
YOU CAN FIND ANDDESTROY ITS HEART.
THE HEART OF WALL MART ?
SIR, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RETALKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH ?
EVERY WALL MARTHAS A HEART.
SOMEWHERE NEAR THETELEVISION DEPARTMENT.
DESTROY THE HEART
AND YOU COULD REVERSETHE ENTIRE PROCESS.
YOU SPEAK TOO MUCH, SIR.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUYSJUST DESTROY THE HEART ?
BECAUSE THE WALL MARTSTOPS YOU !
MANY HAVE TRIED, KID--
UNION LEADERS,NATURE ACTIVISTS,
EVEN THE BESTFAIR TRADE LAWYERS
HAVE TRIED TO STOPTHE WALL MART, AND NOW ?
THEY ARE WALL MARTSHOPPERS ALL.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON YOU GUYS,WE HAVE TO GET BACK HOME.
IT WON'T WORK,DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ?!
IT ISN'T GOING TO STOP
UNTIL THERE'S NOTHINGBUT WALL MART !
JESUS,WHAT DID WE DO ?
WHAT DID WE DOOOO ?!
TELL THE WORLDI'M SORRY.
NO DUDE, DON'T !
( fart )
HA, HA HAHAHAHA !
THAT'S 10 BUCKSYOU OWE ME, DICKFACE !
Find the Heart
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.x CLOSE
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.x CLOSE
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.x CLOSE
The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall Mart since it can't be destroyed.x CLOSE
Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.x CLOSE