HERE WE GO, EVERYONE.
I GOT THREE NICE STEAKSFROM SOUTH PARK GROCERY.
WE'LL HAVE TOSHARE THEM.
I REMEMBER WHEN WE COULDAFFORD TO BUY SIX STEAKS
WHEN WE SHOPPEDAT WALL MART.
YEAH, BUT DAD,THE WHOLE TOWN AGREED
NOT TO SHOP ATWALL MART ANYMORE.
I KNOW, I KNOW !!
GOD !NYAAA !
MOM, DAD, WHEN PEOPLE DIE,DO THEY ALWAYS CRAP THEIR--
( glass breaks )
OH, YOU STUPID TURD !
OH, JESUS,A BROKEN GLASS.
WELL, I DON'T SEEANY CHOICE NOW.
WE HAVE TO GOTO WALL MART.
WE DO ?
WHERE ELSE ARE WE GONNA GETA NEW GLASS AT THIS HOUR ?
EVERYONE GET YOUR SHOES ON,WE'RE GOING TO WALL MART !
BUT, DAD, WE'RE NOTSUPPOSED TO SHOP AT--
STAN ! ONE FAMILYBUYING ONE GLASS
ISN'T GONNA MAKEA DIFFERENCE !
GERALD,WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
WE SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA SHOPAT THE WALL MART ANYMORE !
WELL, WHERE ELSEWAS I GONNA GET
A NAPKIN DISPENSER AT9:30 AT NIGHT ?
MR. GARRISON,CHEF, JIMBO !
NOW, COME ON, PEOPLE, WHATTHE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
DON'T YOU SEE WHATYOU'RE ALL DOING ?
WELL, WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE, RANDY ?
I CAME BECAUSEI WANTED TO MAKE SURE
NOBODY WASSHOPPING HERE !
OH, ALL RIGHT, AND MAYBEI WAS GONNA BUY A GLASS.
AND SOME CHIPS.
AND SOME NEW PLIERS.
JESUS...LOOK AT US.
WE ALL DON'T LIKETHE WALL MART
BUT WE CAN'T STOPCOMING HERE.
IT'S LIKE SOMEMYSTICAL EVIL FORCE.
YEAH, THIS PLACE HAS A POWEROVER US WE CAN'T RESIST.
WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO PUTTHE SOUTH PARK WALL MART
OUT OF BUSINESSONCE AND FOR ALL !
LET'S BURN IT DOWN !
NO, NO, NO !
LET'S FREEZE IT !
I THINK ITS BEST WE TRYTO REASON WITH IT.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT SHOPAT WALL MART ANYMORE !
IF YOU WANT IT TO GO AWAY,
ALL IT TAKES ISA LITTLE SELF CONTROL
AND PERSONALRESPONSIBILITY !
♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORDKUMBAYA ♪
♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORDKUMBAYA ♪
♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORD...
No Self Control
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.x CLOSE
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.x CLOSE
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.x CLOSE
The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall Mart since it can't be destroyed.x CLOSE
Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.x CLOSE