( knocking )
COME IN !
OH, HELLO,FINE SHOPPERS.
SIR, WE JUST HAD A BIGTOWN MEETING AND DECIDED
WE DON'T WANT YOURWALL MART HERE ANYMORE.
WE'RE SORRY, BUT IT SEEMSOUR MAIN STREET IS DYING
AND GOOD PEOPLE ARELOSING THEIR JOBS.
WE'D ALL LIKE YOU...OUT OF SOUTH PARK.
HA HA HAHAHAA !
WHAT, DO YOU THINKI WANT TO BE HERE ?
I HATE THIS PLACE !
BUT IT...WON'T LET ME LEAVE.
BUT YOU RUNTHE WALL MART.
OH, YOU'RE WRONG.
WALL MART ISN'TRUN BY ANYBODY.
FIRST IT REELS YOU INWITH ITS BARGAINS.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'REWORKING AT THE WALL MART
BECAUSE IT HAS ALL THE JOBS.
THEN YOU'RE SITTINGIN A LITTLE OFFICE
TRAPPED ON ALL SIDES !
THEN WHY DON'T YOUJUST QUIT ?
NOT SO LOUD !
IT CAN HEAR YOU !
YOU HATEWALL MART TOO ?
( rumbling )
AGH !I DIDN'T SAY THAT !
I LOVE WALL MART !
WITH ALL IT'S FANTASTIC BARGAINSAND ONE-STOP SHOPPING,
WHO CAN'T LOVE IT, RIGHT ?
WALL MART TAKES THE HASSLEOUT OF SHOPPING
AND MAKES IT BOTHAFFORDABLE AND FUN !
AND WALL MART REALLYGIVES BACK TO COMMUNITY !
US PEOPLE ARE CERTAINLY LUCKY
TO HAVE A STORE LIKEWALL MART, AREN'T WE ?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I THINK WE JUSTGOT SQUIRRELED.
YEAH, THAT GUY PROBABLY THINKSHE CAN GET US TO GO AWAY
BY BEING SO GOOFY.
( screaming )
( fart )
It Can Hear You
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.x CLOSE
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.x CLOSE
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.x CLOSE
The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall Mart since it can't be destroyed.x CLOSE
Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.x CLOSE