( knocking )
COME IN !
OH, HELLO,FINE SHOPPERS.
SIR, WE JUST HAD A BIGTOWN MEETING AND DECIDED
WE DON'T WANT YOURWALL MART HERE ANYMORE.
WE'RE SORRY, BUT IT SEEMSOUR MAIN STREET IS DYING
AND GOOD PEOPLE ARELOSING THEIR JOBS.
WE'D ALL LIKE YOU...OUT OF SOUTH PARK.
HA HA HAHAHAA !
WHAT, DO YOU THINKI WANT TO BE HERE ?
I HATE THIS PLACE !
BUT IT...WON'T LET ME LEAVE.
BUT YOU RUNTHE WALL MART.
OH, YOU'RE WRONG.
WALL MART ISN'TRUN BY ANYBODY.
FIRST IT REELS YOU INWITH ITS BARGAINS.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'REWORKING AT THE WALL MART
BECAUSE IT HAS ALL THE JOBS.
THEN YOU'RE SITTINGIN A LITTLE OFFICE
TRAPPED ON ALL SIDES !
THEN WHY DON'T YOUJUST QUIT ?
NOT SO LOUD !
IT CAN HEAR YOU !
YOU HATEWALL MART TOO ?
( rumbling )
AGH !I DIDN'T SAY THAT !
I LOVE WALL MART !
WITH ALL IT'S FANTASTIC BARGAINSAND ONE-STOP SHOPPING,
WHO CAN'T LOVE IT, RIGHT ?
WALL MART TAKES THE HASSLEOUT OF SHOPPING
AND MAKES IT BOTHAFFORDABLE AND FUN !
AND WALL MART REALLYGIVES BACK TO COMMUNITY !
US PEOPLE ARE CERTAINLY LUCKY
TO HAVE A STORE LIKEWALL MART, AREN'T WE ?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I THINK WE JUSTGOT SQUIRRELED.
YEAH, THAT GUY PROBABLY THINKSHE CAN GET US TO GO AWAY
BY BEING SO GOOFY.
( screaming )
( fart )
It Can Hear You
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.
South Park gets its first Wall Mart.x CLOSE
South Park's Main Street can't compete with Wall Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan destroy the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
Randy Marsh is awakened in the night by the lure of Wall-Mart's bargains.x CLOSE
The townspeople try to reason with the Wall Mart Manager.x CLOSE
The people of South Park burn Wall Mart to the ground.x CLOSE
The people of South Park decide to live with the Wall Mart since it can't be destroyed.x CLOSE
Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall Mart.x CLOSE
The boys learn that destroying Wall Mart will be a nearly impossible task.x CLOSE
Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall Mart.x CLOSE