YOU'RE DOING THERIGHT THING, STAN.
DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'REA PART OF SOMETHING NOW ?
( gun cocks )
LOOK, IT MAY NOTSEEM IMPORTANT NOW,
BUT YOUR VOTEREALLY DOES COUNT.
AND WE ALL HAVE TODO OUR PART.
WHOA, WAIT,WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
NO, YOU WROTE DOWNTURD SANDWICH.
YEAH, I KNOW.
DUDE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOVOTE FOR GIANT DOUCHE.
I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TOMAKE MY OWN DECISION.
WELL, YEAH, BUT NOT IF YOURDECISION IS FOR TURD SANDWICH !
WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH YOU ?!
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DIDN'TWANT ME TO VOTE !
YOU WANTED ME TOVOTE FOR YOUR GUY !
WELL, I JUST FIGUREDYOU'D VOTE FOR MY GUY !
WHOSE ( bleeping )FRIEND ARE YOU ?!
HEY, ( bleep ) OFF, KYLE !
DON'T LET THEMINTIMIDATE YOU, STAN.
I'LL HELP WALK YOUTO THE BOOTH.
AND THEN I'M GONNA BUY YOUA NICE STEAK DINNER
WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS.
OH, FORGET IT !
I'M NOT GONNA BEPERSUADED INTO VOTING,
AND I'M NOT GONNA BETHREATENED INTO VOTING
IF I DON'T FEELCOMFORTABLE WITH IT !
I'M NOT GONNA VOTE, AND YOUALL CAN JUST LIVE WITH IT !
WE'VE SIMPLY HAD IT WITH YOURSON, MR. AND MRS. MARSH !
VOTING JUST DOESN'T APPEARTO BE IMPORTANT TO HIM.
STANLEY, WHEN YOU LEFTFOR SCHOOL THIS MORNING,
YOU SAID YOU WEREGOING TO VOTE !
THE WHOLE THINGIS A JOKE !
YOU SEE ?HE'S OUT OF CONTROL !
IT'S NEARLY TORN OURWHOLE FAMILY APART.
WELL, MY HANDS ARE TIED.
WE CAN NO LONGERHAVE STAN'S BEHAVIOR
JEOPARDIZING THEOTHER CHILDREN.
HE MUST BE REMOVED.
OH, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW,STAN ?
YOU JUST GOTYOURSELF SUSPENDED.
NO, I'M AFRAIDIT'S WORSE THAN THAT.
BY COUNTY LAW,
I'M BOUND TO ENFORCE THEHARSHEST PUNISHMENT POSSIBLE.
YOU CAN APPEAL TOTHE CITY COUNCIL,
BUT I DON'T THINKIT'LL DO ANY GOOD.
YOUR SON MUST LEAVE SOUTH PARK,NEVER TO RETURN.
OH, RANDY !
( sobbing )
OUR SON...BANISHED !
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG ?
( sobbing )
YOU... YOU'RE ALLJOKING, RIGHT ?
Stan is banished from South Park for refusing to vote.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan are at odds about which of their mascots is funnier.x CLOSE
Puff Daddy tells Stan to Vote or Die at gun point.x CLOSE
PETA finds Stan in the woods and now he needs to get approval from a goat to stay alive.x CLOSE
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.x CLOSE
The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.x CLOSE
Stan is banished from South Park for refusing to vote.x CLOSE
South Park bids Stan farewell.x CLOSE
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich Debate.x CLOSE