HELLO, CLYDE !
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ?
WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHOYOU MIGHT BE VOTING FOR,
FOR THE NEWSCHOOL MASCOT.
I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
OH, REALLY ?WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING.
YOU CERTAINLY SHOULDTHINK ABOUT IT
AND MAKE THE RIGHTDECISION.
BUTTERSCOTCH CANDY ?
CLYDE, ARE YOU AWAREOF WHAT TURD SANDWICH
CAN BRING TO OUR SCHOOL ?
TURD SANDWICH IS NOT ONLY
THE FIRST TURD TO BENOMINATED SCHOOL MASCOT,
BUT EVEN THE FIRST SANDWICH.
YOU SEE, WHAT TURD SANDWICHBRINGS TO OUR SCHOOL, CLYDE,
IS A COMPLETE PACKAGE--
THE TURD,AND THE BREAD,
AND THE LETTUCE,AND THE OLIVE.
WHEREAS GIANT DOUCHEIS JUST, WELL,
JUST A GIANT DOUCHE.
SO, COME VOTING DAY,YOU'LL NOW MOST LIKELY
VOTE FOR THETURD SANDWICH, YES ?
I'M STILL NOTTOTALLY SURE.
WELL, THEN PERHAPS WECOULD INTEREST YOU IN...
ANOTHERBUTTERSCOTCH CANDY ?
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.
Kyle and Stan are at odds about which of their mascots is funnier.x CLOSE
Puff Daddy tells Stan to Vote or Die at gun point.x CLOSE
PETA finds Stan in the woods and now he needs to get approval from a goat to stay alive.x CLOSE
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.x CLOSE
The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.x CLOSE
Stan is banished from South Park for refusing to vote.x CLOSE
South Park bids Stan farewell.x CLOSE
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich Debate.x CLOSE