HELLO, CLYDE !
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ?
WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHOYOU MIGHT BE VOTING FOR,
FOR THE NEWSCHOOL MASCOT.
I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
OH, REALLY ?WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING.
YOU CERTAINLY SHOULDTHINK ABOUT IT
AND MAKE THE RIGHTDECISION.
BUTTERSCOTCH CANDY ?
SURE.
CLYDE, ARE YOU AWAREOF WHAT TURD SANDWICH
CAN BRING TO OUR SCHOOL ?
TURD SANDWICH IS NOT ONLY
THE FIRST TURD TO BENOMINATED SCHOOL MASCOT,
BUT EVEN THE FIRST SANDWICH.
YOU SEE, WHAT TURD SANDWICHBRINGS TO OUR SCHOOL, CLYDE,
IS A COMPLETE PACKAGE--
THE TURD,AND THE BREAD,
AND THE LETTUCE,AND THE OLIVE.
WHEREAS GIANT DOUCHEIS JUST, WELL,
JUST A GIANT DOUCHE.
SO, COME VOTING DAY,YOU'LL NOW MOST LIKELY
VOTE FOR THETURD SANDWICH, YES ?
I'M STILL NOTTOTALLY SURE.
WELL, THEN PERHAPS WECOULD INTEREST YOU IN...
ANOTHERBUTTERSCOTCH CANDY ?
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Douche and Turd s08e08
Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.

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