HELLO, CLYDE !

WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ?

WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHOYOU MIGHT BE VOTING FOR,

FOR THE NEWSCHOOL MASCOT.

I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

OH, REALLY ?WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING.

YOU CERTAINLY SHOULDTHINK ABOUT IT

AND MAKE THE RIGHTDECISION.

BUTTERSCOTCH CANDY ?

SURE.

CLYDE, ARE YOU AWAREOF WHAT TURD SANDWICH

CAN BRING TO OUR SCHOOL ?

TURD SANDWICH IS NOT ONLY

THE FIRST TURD TO BENOMINATED SCHOOL MASCOT,

BUT EVEN THE FIRST SANDWICH.

YOU SEE, WHAT TURD SANDWICHBRINGS TO OUR SCHOOL, CLYDE,

IS A COMPLETE PACKAGE--

THE TURD,AND THE BREAD,

AND THE LETTUCE,AND THE OLIVE.

WHEREAS GIANT DOUCHEIS JUST, WELL,

JUST A GIANT DOUCHE.

SO, COME VOTING DAY,YOU'LL NOW MOST LIKELY

VOTE FOR THETURD SANDWICH, YES ?

I'M STILL NOTTOTALLY SURE.

WELL, THEN PERHAPS WECOULD INTEREST YOU IN...

ANOTHERBUTTERSCOTCH CANDY ?