WE HAVE TALLIED YOURMASCOT NOMINATION SHEETS,
AND THERE WILL NOW BEA SCHOOL-WIDE VOTE
BETWEEN THE TOP TWONOMINATIONS.
SO, HERE'S THE FIRSTMOST REQUESTED CANDIDATE:
A GIANT DOUCHE.
♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
( dance music )
GO GIANT DOUCHE !
HEY, SOUTH PARK !
HAVE WE GOTSCHOOL SPIRIT ?
( sparse clapping )
WE'VE GOT SPIRIT,YES, WE DO !
GIANT DOUCHES,ME AND YOU !
LET'S GOOOO...DOUCHES !
( clapping )
AND NOW, YOUR SECONDNOMINEE, TURD SANDWICH.
♪ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ?
♪ WHO, WHO, WHO,WHO, WHO ♪
♪ WHO LETTHE DOGS OUT ?... ♪
ALL RIGHT,TURD SANDWICH !
CARTMAN--WHAT THE HELL ?
GIANT DOUCHE SUCKS !
WE'VE GOT SPIRIT,YES WE DO !
WE ARE SANDWICHESFILLED WITH POO, YEAH !
( sparse clapping )
STUDENTS CAN NOWCAST THEIR CHOICE
BETWEEN THE GIANT DOUCHEAND THE TURD SANDWICH.
WE'LL COUNT UPTHE VOTES ON TUESDAY.
YOU WON'T GET MORE VOTESTHAN US, ASSHOLE !
GAME ON, JEW-BOY !
YEAH, GAME ON,JEW-BOY !
( school bell rings )
BE SURE TO VOTE FORGIANT DOUCHE !
GIANT DOUCHE,HE'S THE BEST !
GIANT DOUCHEIS YOUR MAN !
KYLE, AREN'T YOU TAKING THISA LITTLE TOO FAR ?
I MEAN, DO WE REALLY WANTA GIANT DOUCHE
TO BE OUR SCHOOL MASCOT ?
DUDE, I AM NOT GOINGTO LOSE TO CARTMAN'S
STUPID TURD SANDWICH.
( patriotic electronic fluteplaying )
VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH !
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANTELECTION OF YOUR LIVES.
TURD SANDWICH BRINGSTHE HOPE FOR CHANGE !
A VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICHIS A VOTE FOR TOMORROW.
THERE, YOU REALLY WANTTHAT ASSHOLE TO WIN ?
I'M NOT VOTING.
YOU GOTTA VOTE, DUDE.
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE"ROCK THE VOTE" STUFF,
OR PUFF DADDY'S"VOTE OR DIE" ?
I JUST THINK THISWHOLE THING IS STUPID.
KENNY, WE HAVE GOT TOMAKE STAN UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF VOTING.
BECAUSE HE'LL DEFINITELYVOTE FOR OUR GUY.
Giant Douches, Me and You!
The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan are at odds about which of their mascots is funnier.x CLOSE
Puff Daddy tells Stan to Vote or Die at gun point.x CLOSE
PETA finds Stan in the woods and now he needs to get approval from a goat to stay alive.x CLOSE
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.x CLOSE
The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.x CLOSE
Stan is banished from South Park for refusing to vote.x CLOSE
South Park bids Stan farewell.x CLOSE
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich Debate.x CLOSE