( school bell rings )
WE ARE SOUTH PARK,GREEN AND WHITE !
LET'S GO COWS--FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT !
( yawns )LET'S GO, SOUTH PARK !NOBODY CAN BEAT A COW,
HEY, SOUTH PARK, DO YOUHAVE SCHOOL SPIRIT ?
( mooing )
I THINK US COWS HAVE THE BESTSCHOOL SPIRIT, HUH, MANDY ?
YEAH, AND SOUTH PARK ISREALLY GONNA STICK IT
TO LITTLETONNEXT WEEK.
SO LET'S BRING OUTOUR MASCOT
AND GET THISPEP RALLY GOING !
( thumping dance music )
IT'S MOOEY !
MOOEY, WAVE TO ME !WAVE TO ME, MOOEY !
BUTTERS,SHUT THE HELL UP.
( angry shouting )
WE ARE PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICALTREATMENT OF ANIMALS !
WE PROTEST YOURINSENSITIVE USE
OF COWS AS YOURSCHOOL MASCOT !
OH, JESUS,NOT PETA AGAIN.
COWS ARE MAIMED AND SLAUGHTERED,AND USED AS A COMMODITY !
( screaming )
THIS IS THE FATEOF THE COWS !
THIS IS YOURINSENSITIVITY !
( kids )EWW !!
( sobbing )
THE COW IS A SLAVE.
THE COW ISA COMMODITY,
TO BE THROWN AWAY,BY A SOCIETY GONE WRONG !
Pep Rally With PETA
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.
Kyle and Stan are at odds about which of their mascots is funnier.x CLOSE
Puff Daddy tells Stan to Vote or Die at gun point.x CLOSE
PETA finds Stan in the woods and now he needs to get approval from a goat to stay alive.x CLOSE
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.x CLOSE
The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.x CLOSE
Stan is banished from South Park for refusing to vote.x CLOSE
South Park bids Stan farewell.x CLOSE
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich Debate.x CLOSE