HOW ARE WE GONNA STOPTHESE IMMIGRANTS
FROM TAKIN' OUR JOBS !
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALLTAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES,
SCRAMBLE INTO A BIG PILE
AND START GETTING GAYWITH EACH OTHER !
DID YOU SAY "GET GAY" ?
HEY, YEAH !
THAT'S NOTA BAD IDEA !
WHAT, GETTIN' GAY ?
THINK ABOUT IT-- THESE PEOPLEARE FROM THE FUTURE, RIGHT ?
WELL, IF WE CAN GET EVERYONETO TURN QUEER,
THEN THERE WON'T BENO CHILDREN TO HAVE CHILDREN
AND THE PEOPLE FROM THE FUTUREWON'T EXIST TO TAKE OUR JOBS !
I AIN'T TURNIN' QUEER.
YOU HAVE TO, JIMBO !
OR ELSE WE WON'T BEABLE TO STOP THEM.
DAMMIT, THEY TOOKOER BLAAAAA !
YEAH, THEY TOOKOUR JOBS !
TOOK ER DURRR !
LET'S GO OVER TOTHAT PART OF TOWN
THAT ALL THE FUTURE PEOPLEMOVED INTO
AND START HUMPIN' EACH OTHERUNTIL THEY DISAPPEAR !
COME ON !
COME ON- YOU WANTYOUR JOBS BACK OR NOT ?
( future music )
ALRIGHT, YOU FUTUREBASTARDS !
THINK YOU CANTAKE OUR JOBS ?
WELL, WE'LL SHOW YOU.
COME HERE, EARL !
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,GOOBACK ?
COME ON, YOU GUYS !
EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES INAMERICA, JOIN IN WITH US !
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THESE FUTUREBASTARDS NONEXISTENT !
Gay For America
Darryl leads the present day workers on a march to turn everyone gay.
A man from the future goes back in time to make himself a billionaire.x CLOSE
The people from the future are putting Americans out of work.x CLOSE
Stan's idea to work for a better future is gayer than actually being gay.x CLOSE
A strange being from the future gets hit by a car.x CLOSE
The man from the future's plan works and more people from the future follow suit.x CLOSE
The immigrants from the future are under cutting the boys' snow shoveling jobs.x CLOSE
Stan's parents accuse him of being an ignorant timecist.x CLOSE
Conservatives and liberals battle it out on "The O'Reilly Factor."x CLOSE
Everyone must learn Futurespeak.x CLOSE
Present day workers want to stop the future to save their jobs today.x CLOSE