Stop the Future - Video Clip | South Park Studios

I AIN'T STANDIN'FOR THIS !

LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.

WE'VE JUST RECEIVED A REPLYFROM OUR CONGRESSMAN.

"DEAR INTOLERANT REDNECKS:

"WE SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU ALLLOSING YOUR JOBS.

"HOWEVER, WE FEEL YOUR SOLUTIONOF SHOOTING EVERYONE

WHO CROSSES THE TIME BORDERIS INHUMANE."

WHAT ?THAT'S RIDICULOUS !

THEY CAN'T DO THAT !

THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA !

SO IT APPEARS THE GOVERNMENTAIN'T GONNA HELP US !

WHICH MEANS WE GOTTA TAKEMATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS.

THE ONLY WAY TO STOP PEOPLEFROM THE FUTURE !

IS TO STOP THE FUTUREFROM HAPPENING.

HEY, THAT'S RIGHT !

IF THERE IS NO FUTURE,THEN THEY'LL BE NO PEOPLE

FROM THE FUTURE TO COME BACKAND TAKE OUR JOBS !

TAKE ER DURRR !

ALRIGHT, SO,ANY IDEAS

HOW WE CAN STOPTHE FUTURE FROM HAPPENING ?

HOW ABOUT WE CAUSE MOREGLOBAL WARMING ?

SO THAT IN THE FUTURE,THE POLAR ICE CAPS MELT,

AND IT USHERS INA NEW ICE AGE !

HOW THE HELL IS GLOBAL WARMINGGONNA CAUSE AN ICE AGE ?!

WELL, YOU KNOW, THE GLOBALWARMING COULD BRING ON

LIKE A CLIMATE SHIFTOR SOMETHING.

CHET, YOU ARE A ( bleeping )RETARD, YOU KNOW THAT ?

EVEN IF GLOBAL WARMINGWERE REAL--

WHICH ALL PROVENSCIENTIFIC DATA

SHOWS IT ISN'T--

IT WOULD TAKEMILLIONS OF YEARS

FOR A CLIMATE SHIFTTO HAPPEN.

YOU THINK AN ICE AGE CAN JUSTHAPPEN ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE ?

WELL, I WAS JUST TRYINGTO BE HELPFUL.

WELL, HELP YOURSELF TOA ( bleeping ) SCIENCE BOOK

IF YOU'RE TALKING LIKEA ( bleeping ) RETARD.

NOW, COME ON, PEOPLE,WE'VE GOT TO THINK !

DAMMIT,THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

TOOK A DERR !