I AIN'T STANDIN'FOR THIS !
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
WE'VE JUST RECEIVED A REPLYFROM OUR CONGRESSMAN.
"DEAR INTOLERANT REDNECKS:
"WE SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU ALLLOSING YOUR JOBS.
"HOWEVER, WE FEEL YOUR SOLUTIONOF SHOOTING EVERYONE
WHO CROSSES THE TIME BORDERIS INHUMANE."
WHAT ?THAT'S RIDICULOUS !
THEY CAN'T DO THAT !
THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA !
SO IT APPEARS THE GOVERNMENTAIN'T GONNA HELP US !
WHICH MEANS WE GOTTA TAKEMATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS.
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP PEOPLEFROM THE FUTURE !
IS TO STOP THE FUTUREFROM HAPPENING.
HEY, THAT'S RIGHT !
IF THERE IS NO FUTURE,THEN THEY'LL BE NO PEOPLE
FROM THE FUTURE TO COME BACKAND TAKE OUR JOBS !
TAKE ER DURRR !
ALRIGHT, SO,ANY IDEAS
HOW WE CAN STOPTHE FUTURE FROM HAPPENING ?
HOW ABOUT WE CAUSE MOREGLOBAL WARMING ?
SO THAT IN THE FUTURE,THE POLAR ICE CAPS MELT,
AND IT USHERS INA NEW ICE AGE !
HOW THE HELL IS GLOBAL WARMINGGONNA CAUSE AN ICE AGE ?!
WELL, YOU KNOW, THE GLOBALWARMING COULD BRING ON
LIKE A CLIMATE SHIFTOR SOMETHING.
CHET, YOU ARE A ( bleeping )RETARD, YOU KNOW THAT ?
EVEN IF GLOBAL WARMINGWERE REAL--
WHICH ALL PROVENSCIENTIFIC DATA
SHOWS IT ISN'T--
IT WOULD TAKEMILLIONS OF YEARS
FOR A CLIMATE SHIFTTO HAPPEN.
YOU THINK AN ICE AGE CAN JUSTHAPPEN ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE ?
WELL, I WAS JUST TRYINGTO BE HELPFUL.
WELL, HELP YOURSELF TOA ( bleeping ) SCIENCE BOOK
IF YOU'RE TALKING LIKEA ( bleeping ) RETARD.
NOW, COME ON, PEOPLE,WE'VE GOT TO THINK !
DAMMIT,THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !
TOOK A DERR !
Stop the Future
Present day workers want to stop the future to save their jobs today.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
A man from the future goes back in time to make himself a billionaire.x CLOSE
The people from the future are putting Americans out of work.x CLOSE
Stan's idea to work for a better future is gayer than actually being gay.x CLOSE
A strange being from the future gets hit by a car.x CLOSE
The man from the future's plan works and more people from the future follow suit.x CLOSE
The immigrants from the future are under cutting the boys' snow shoveling jobs.x CLOSE
Stan's parents accuse him of being an ignorant timecist.x CLOSE
Conservatives and liberals battle it out on "The O'Reilly Factor."x CLOSE
Everyone must learn Futurespeak.x CLOSE
Present day workers want to stop the future to save their jobs today.x CLOSE