AND WHAT WE'RETALKING ABOUT TODAY

ARE THE IMMIGRANTS FROMTHE FUTURE, ALRIGHT ?

MOST PEOPLE ARE MORE THAN HAPPYTO GIVE A HELPING HAND

TO THESE PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLYNEED IT, ALRIGHT.

BUT OTHERS ARE STARTING TO SAYTHAT THE TIME PORTAL

SHOULD BE CLOSED OFF,ALRIGHT.

NOW I'VE GOT TWO GUESTSWITH ME TONIGHT

WHO HAVE OPPOSING VIEWSON THE MATTER.

ON MY RIGHT IS PISSED-OFF WHITETRASH REDNECK CONSERVATIVE.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALHAVING ME, BILL.

AND ON MY LEFT, IS AGINGHIPPIE LIBERAL DOUCHE.

HELLO.

NOW, PISSED-OFF REDNECK,

YOU SAY WE SHOULDN'TALLOW ANYONE ELSE

THROUGH THE TIME PORTAL,ALRIGHT.

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT.

THESE PEOPLE FROM THE FUTUREARE TAKING ALL THE WORK AWAY

FROM US DECENTPRESENT DAY AMERICANS.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THOSE JOBS BELONG TOPEOPLE FROM THE PRESENT !

ALRIGHT, WHAT SAY YOU, AGINGHIPPIE LIBERAL DOUCHE ?

IT'S TYPICAL FOR CONSERVATIVEREDNECKS LIKE THESE

TO VIEW THE IMMIGRANTSAS THE PROBLEM.

BUT REALLY THE PROBLEM,IS AMERICA.

IT IS OUR GREEDYMULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

THAT KEEP EVERY ONE ELSEIN POVERTY.

YOUR ANCESTORS CAME TOAMERICA AS IMMIGRANTS,

WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVETO TURN THESE PEOPLE AWAY ?

ALRIGHT, REDNECK,YOUR REBUTTAL ?

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS !

TERK A DURRRR !