STANLEY, IT'S ALMOST 8:00,WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
I WAS AT A RALLY TO PROTESTALL THE IMMIGRANTS
FROM THE FUTURECOMING IN AND TRYING--
GAWRK, GWARK ?
OH YES, THE LAUNDRY MACHINEIS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.
AND OUR SON IS HOME,
COULD YOU PLEASESET THE TABLE FOR DINNER ?
WHO IS THAT ?
THAT'S OUR NEWHOUSEKEEPER, MRS. GWARK.
SHE'S GONNA HELP AROUND THEHOUSE ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS.
AND SHE'LL DO IT FOR10 CENTS AN HOUR !
AW, BUT THAT'STHE PROBLEM !
THOSE GOOBACKS ARETAKIN' OUR JOBS !
WHAT ?!OH MY GOD !!
STAN MARSH, HOW DARE YOU USETHAT TIME-BASHING SLUR !
WHO TAUGHT YOUTO TALK LIKE THAT ?
WELL, DUDE, THEY ARE TAKINGPEOPLE'S JOBS AWAY.
THEY'RE ONLY TAKINGTHE SMALL, MENIAL JOBS
THAT NOBODY ELSEREALLY WANTS TO DO.
I WANTED MY JOB !
HEY, STANLEY, YOU NEED TOUNDERSTAND SOMETHING.
THOSE PEOPLE FROM THE FUTUREHAVE HAD A HARD LIFE.
WHERE THEY COME FROM IS DIRTYAND OVERPOPULATED AND POOR.
YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE KINDOF DEPRESSION THEY COME FROM.
SO FOR US, WHO HAVE EVERYTHINGSO GOOD, TO JUDGE THEM IS WRONG.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUTCALLING THEM "GOOBACKS"
YOU MIGHT WANNA JUSTSTOP FOR A SECOND
AND THINK ABOUT HOW CRAPPYTHE FUTURE REALLY IS.
WE'RE NOT RAISING OUR SONTO BE AN IGNORANT TIMECIST !
YOU KNOW, A RACIST,BUT AGAINST--
PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE,RIGHT, GOT IT.
NOW LET'S ALL GO EATSOME OF MRS. GWARK'S
GREAT FUTURE COOKING.
( announcer )AND NOW, HERE ISBILL O'REILLY !
Stan's a Timecist
Stan's parents accuse him of being an ignorant timecist.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
A man from the future goes back in time to make himself a billionaire.x CLOSE
The people from the future are putting Americans out of work.x CLOSE
Stan's idea to work for a better future is gayer than actually being gay.x CLOSE
A strange being from the future gets hit by a car.x CLOSE
The man from the future's plan works and more people from the future follow suit.x CLOSE
The immigrants from the future are under cutting the boys' snow shoveling jobs.x CLOSE
Stan's parents accuse him of being an ignorant timecist.x CLOSE
Conservatives and liberals battle it out on "The O'Reilly Factor."x CLOSE
Everyone must learn Futurespeak.x CLOSE
Present day workers want to stop the future to save their jobs today.x CLOSE