THEY FOUND A MANFROM THE FUTURE !
WE KNOW, STANLEY,WE'VE BEEN WATCHING.
If you're justjoining us,
A MAN FROM OVER 2,000 YEARSINTO THE FUTURE
HAS COME THROUGH A ONE-WAYTIME PORTAL LOOKING FOR WORK.
UH, THE PRESIDENTIS EXPECTED
TO GIVE AN ANNOUNCEMENTAT ANY TIME.
BREAKING NEWS HERE ATTHE TIME PORTAL, AARON.
IT APPEARS ANOTHER PERSON FROMTHE FUTURE HAS JUST ARRIVED !
IT LOOKS AS IFTHE JOB AT WENDY'S
DID WORK FOR THEORIGINAL IMMIGRANT.
THIS SECOND ARRIVEECLAIMS THAT MAN'S FAMILY
IS NOW MUCH BETTER OFF,
AND WISHES THE SAMEFOR HIS FAMILY !
THERE YOU GO.
ALL SET, SWEETIE ?
MOM, CAN WE GO TRY TO SEETHE PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE ?
I HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONSI WANNA ASK THEM !
I'M SURE A LOT OFPEOPLE DO, HON.
IT'S PRETTYEXCITING, ISN'T IT ?
NOW YOU JUST GET SOME SLEEP,YOU'VE HAD A BUSY DAY.
GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE.
WOW, TWO PEOPLEFROM THE FUTURE.
GUACK GUACK !
( honking )
A Good Job at Wendy's
The man from the future's plan works and more people from the future follow suit.
A man from the future goes back in time to make himself a billionaire.x CLOSE
The people from the future are putting Americans out of work.x CLOSE
Stan's idea to work for a better future is gayer than actually being gay.x CLOSE
A strange being from the future gets hit by a car.x CLOSE
The man from the future's plan works and more people from the future follow suit.x CLOSE
The immigrants from the future are under cutting the boys' snow shoveling jobs.x CLOSE
Stan's parents accuse him of being an ignorant timecist.x CLOSE
Conservatives and liberals battle it out on "The O'Reilly Factor."x CLOSE
Everyone must learn Futurespeak.x CLOSE
Present day workers want to stop the future to save their jobs today.x CLOSE