YOU GUYS STOP !
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKEPEOPLE HATE US MORE !
CAN I HELP YOU ?
THIS MOVIE IS CAUSINGANTI-SEMITISM !
YOU MUST REMOVE ITFROM YOUR THEATER !
THAT'S RIGHT !YEAH !
REMOVE IT FROMTHE THEATER ?
FAT CHANCE !
WE DEMAND YOUSTOP SHOWING IT !
YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT !
NO, DON'T BECOMEAN ANGRY MOB !
THE LAST TIME WE DID THATWE KILLED JESUS !
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?
THEY'RE TRYING TO HAVE"THE PASSION"
PULLED FROM THE THEATER !
THIS FILM IS ANTI-SEMETICAND IT MUST BE STOPPED !
NONSENSE, MEL GIBSONIS A SMART, SPIRITUAL MAN !
THERE IS NOTHINGANTI-SEMETIC ABOUT IT !
IT HAS REAFFIRMED ALLOF OUR FAITH IN CHRIST !
ITS MADE ONE OF OURLITTLE JEWISH BOYS
WANT TO APOLOGIZEFOR THE DEATH OF JESUS.
WELL... MAYBE YOUSHOULD APOLOGIZE !
THAT'S RIGHT !YEAH !UH-HUH !
HOW DARE YOU !
LOOK OUT !
GIVE ME MYEIGHTEEN DOLLARS !
MEL GIBSON !
OH MEIN SAVIOR !
MEIN FUHRER !
YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE !
MR. GIBSON - I HAVEASSEMBLED THE MASSES !
WE ARE READYTO DO THY BIDDING !
HAVE I BEENA GOOD BOY, MR. GIBSON ?
YOU BOYS HAVE LED ME HERETO YOUR SECRET BASE, HUH ?
I GUESS NOW YOU'RE GOING TOSTART TO TORTURING ME !
AH, MY NIPPLESTHEY'RE SO TENDER
DON'T SQUEEZE THEM ANYMORE !
THAT'S...MEL GIBSON ?
HE'S NOT QUITE ASELOQUENT AS I HAD PICTURED.
I'LL BET YOU WANNATORTURE ME NOW, DON'T YOU !
DUDE, WHAT'SWRONG WITH HIM ?
HE'S CUCKOO, DUDE.
HE'S ABSOLUTELYOUT OF HIS MIND.
YOU-- YOU WOULD ALL LOVE TOTORTURE ME WOULDN'T YOU ?
OKAY FINE !
SEE WHAT YOU CANFIT IN THERE !
I CAN TAKE IT !
DUDE, I'VE BEEN FREAKED OUTTHIS WHOLE TIME
BECAUSE OF THAT GUY'S MOVIE ?
IF NOBODY HERE ISMAN ENOUGH TO TORTURE ME
THEN JUST GIVE MEMY EIGHTEEN DOLLARS !
IT'S OUR EIGHTEEN DOLLARS,YOUR MOVIE SUCKED !
YOU CAN'T SAYMY MOVIE SUCKED
OR ELSE YOU'RE SAYINGCHRISTIANITY SUCKS !
NO DUDE, IF YOU WANT TO BECHRISTIAN THAT'S COOL
BUT YOU SHOULD FOLLOWWHAT JESUS TAUGHT
INSTEAD OF HOWHE GOT KILLED.
FOCUSING ONHOW HE GOT KILLED
IS WHAT PEOPLE DIDIN THE DARK AGES
AND IT ENDS UPWITH REALLY BAD RESULTS.
YOU KNOW...HE'S RIGHT, ELISE.
WE SHOULDN'TFOCUS OUR FAITH
ON THE TORTURE ANDEXECUTION OF CHRIST.
YEAH, LOTS OF PEOPLE GOTCRUCIFIED IN THOSE TIMES.
WE SHOULDN'T RELY ONVIOLENCE TO INSPIRE FAITH.
AW NO, COME ON PEOPLE !
WE'RE SO CLOSE TO COMPLETINGMY FINAL SOLUTION !
OH DUDE, I FEEL SO MUCHBETTER ABOUT BEING JEWISH
NOW THAT I SEETHAT MEL GIBSON
IS JUST A BIGWHACKO DOUCHE.
Everyone Realizes Mel Gibson is Crazy
Mel Gibson comes to South Park and acts like a lunatic.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle about the Passion.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny hate "The Passion" and want their money back.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.x CLOSE
Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.x CLOSE
Kyle admits that Cartman was right about the Jews.x CLOSE
Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan fight about "The Passion" over the phone without recognizing each other.x CLOSE
Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.x CLOSE
Everyone is excited about the first meeting of The Mel Gibson Fan Club.x CLOSE
Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.x CLOSE